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"I'm dying.... so that democracy... can live." -Liberty ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Prime.

"Ghosts! Communist ghosts who don't know they're dead! They want to steal our spacerockets, fly up and paint the moon pink! ... AND DRAW A LENIN FACE ALL OVER IT!" ~No-Bark Noonan

"Liberty Prime is online. All systems nominal. Weapons hot. Mission: the destruction of any and all Chinese communists."

"Communist threat assessment: Minimal. Scanning defenses..."

"Democracy is the essence of good. Communism, the very definition of evil."

"Memorial site recognized. Patriotism subroutines engaged. Honoring the fallen is the duty of every red blooded American.

"I hold these truths to be self-evident that all Americans are created... equal. And are endowed with certain unalienable rights."

"Global positioning initialized. Location - the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. Birthplace of American freedom."