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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of pricks. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of faff, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost reeps. And I will strike down upon thee with great frags and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my reeps. And you will know my name is Mr Diddlez when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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I Mr. Diddlez vow that from this day and until the end of days i will protect all reeps from the Quenching Fiend