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Carolina Reaper 26 Apr, 2024 @ 9:13pm 
babushka got cake ❤️❤️❤️
k 26 Apr, 2024 @ 8:26pm 
This was the most romantic thing anyone ever sent to me
Carolina Reaper 11 Apr, 2024 @ 3:30pm 
thx babby
Carolina Reaper 11 Apr, 2024 @ 3:30pm 
i didn't even know my profile was private
k 11 Apr, 2024 @ 4:26am 
carolina why are you so shy sweetie i want to see your profile
Carolina Reaper 12 Jul, 2023 @ 4:59pm 
i miss 69ing on top of you and smacking my balls against ur face until i unleash 4 sextillion liters of jizz down your throat making you legally disabled and mentally retarted so u cant work anymore and i can keep kahming in u in ur hot wheels chair *heart emoji*
k 6 Jul, 2023 @ 2:29pm 
I miss u. u were my favorite uncle. I miss playing snake under the sheets together when i was 6
Carolina Reaper 9 Jan, 2023 @ 2:46am 
omg I've been vomiting and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself empty for the past 4 days GIVE ME A BREAK
k 5 Oct, 2022 @ 5:34am 
i know a perfect person for you
Carolina Reaper 3 Oct, 2022 @ 3:57pm 
ngl tho i kinda wish i could get my butthole drilled by a petite Yakut woman
Carolina Reaper 1 Oct, 2022 @ 1:33pm 
i got kidnapped by my meth dealer and spent 1 year locked up in a basement with no lube or clitoris. to eat...worst thing i've ever experienced :(
k 1 Oct, 2022 @ 1:16pm 
you came back with the milk
Carolina Reaper 1 Oct, 2022 @ 10:20am 
sex 2
Carolina Reaper 18 Mar, 2021 @ 7:11am 
wait i just stored them in ur ass and they're all gone now

HOE, GIVE ME BACK MY LEGOS
Carolina Reaper 14 Mar, 2021 @ 3:16pm 
you give me prostate exam AFTER we play with my lego ninjago set
k 12 Dec, 2020 @ 3:04pm 
you got fat pecs cause they’re boobies
Carolina Reaper 8 Dec, 2020 @ 1:59pm 
i got big fat pecs and a thick neck lowkey no flex
Carolina Reaper 8 Dec, 2020 @ 1:59pm 
stfu i literally do like 40 push ups a day
k 8 Dec, 2020 @ 9:01am 
PWNED
k 8 Dec, 2020 @ 9:01am 
cus you fat
Carolina Reaper 6 Dec, 2020 @ 2:03pm 
smh i probably have bigger bobbas thn u
Carolina Reaper 27 Nov, 2020 @ 3:42pm 
stfu i'm playing angry birds with my balls
Carolina Reaper 1 Nov, 2020 @ 6:09pm 
ooOHHHAAAaHAA IM COMingh NHGNNHHG *aims c0ck to the sky and fires upwards comnig uncontrollably as his balls pump out gallons of sea-men, he comes so hard that it shoots a hole through the roof causing thousands of dollars of damage from the projectile impact*

*grins smugly* r u ready to be that roof bby??hehehe
k 1 Nov, 2020 @ 5:27pm 
-blushes and gets on all fours and crawls to daddy- does daddy want me to chew on his balls again?
Carolina Reaper 5 Oct, 2020 @ 3:17pm 
daddy don't got no c0ck cuz he wears crocs
Carolina Reaper 19 Jun, 2020 @ 11:24am 
1 tuggy in the back alley and that's me being generous
k 19 Jun, 2020 @ 9:20am 
what the offer cumslut
Carolina Reaper 13 Jun, 2020 @ 10:41pm 
listen sweat heart, im gonna make u an offer u can't refuse and i won't take no for an answer
Carolina Reaper 23 May, 2020 @ 12:08pm 
♥♥♥♥ my stupid cat

she's black and lonely
k 22 May, 2020 @ 11:50pm 
god you make me so horny
Carolina Reaper 22 May, 2020 @ 11:05am 
mommy pelease come clean up my epic j izz stain
Sephy Commander 21 Apr, 2020 @ 5:26pm 
downie
:steamsad:
Carolina Reaper 3 Apr, 2020 @ 9:20pm 
no but I got fat cocc
.gw10 3 Apr, 2020 @ 8:56pm 
you got flat butt? :P
Carolina Reaper 1 Apr, 2020 @ 6:30am 
BRUH wtf FLAT IS JUSTICE
Carolina Reaper 30 Dec, 2019 @ 4:30pm 
suck my coco nuts stupid bro ho
ethan 18 Jun, 2019 @ 1:42pm 
eric pape
ethan 10 May, 2019 @ 1:22pm 
eric pape
k 9 May, 2019 @ 4:58pm 
johnathan hills
ethan 9 May, 2019 @ 12:58pm 
eric pape
ethan 5 May, 2019 @ 5:20am 
eric pape
Carolina Reaper 12 Mar, 2019 @ 5:14pm 
Bruh....I just had a bruh moment..........:lunar2019piginablanket::lunar2019deadpanpig:
Carolina Reaper 10 Nov, 2018 @ 1:42pm 
As a guy, Article 86, paragraph 4 officially commends that I am legally entitled to see your boobies. Therefore, I demand to see your bobbies. Failure to respond may result in legal consequences
k 1 Nov, 2018 @ 4:11pm 
pee your semen out
Carolina Reaper 29 Oct, 2018 @ 6:01pm 
ya but it's different this time, I don't have an infection on my ding dong anymore