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Turn me up, that's my jam
I could ♥♥♥♥ Beyonce but I'd rather use my hand, damn
♥♥♥♥♥ I beat my meat I take my ♥♥♥♥ out on a date
I nut all up in my face, tryna' save the human race
Yo' ♥♥♥♥♥ wanna beat my meat
But I told her just let me do it
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we were having sex (Second Life) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i pulle out my penis (5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out ♥♥♥♥
GIRLS DO NOT ♥♥♥♥, this guy CHEAT and TRICK ERP
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The Police did show up minutes later, however... to arrest me! They shouted that they were going to detain me until Donald Trump passed the law that would allow them to deport me!
I ran as fast as I could away from them, the 300 pounds of fat increased my momentum to the point where they couldn't tackle me! The fat also stopped the bullets and tasers fired at me, so I'm perfectly fine.
When I made it home and told my mom, she said "Don't worry sweetie, I'll still love you even if you are a Mexican," and then the taco she made for dinner started clapping.
Where my child support at?