There's a difference between the fact that the universe is inherently unfair on a cosmic level, and the fact that life is unfair because people are actively making it so. -John Scalzi, Old Man's War

Life is like a bomb, you just have to defuse it correctly.
There is no easy way to defuse a bomb.

"Mass communication has counter-intuitively turned all attempts at verbal debate into a basketball game where the teams are on different courts and stand around the basket racking up meaningless points and throwing ♥♥♥♥ over the dividing wall" -Yahtzee of Zero Punctuation

Don't send me links through steam, that's a free blocking good sir.

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