Recent reviews by crayhack

very good generic rpg

A few negatives: seems like there are alot of unexplorable areas, npcs for the most part don't seem controlled they're just kinda there and uninteractable for the most part, the stealth in this game is not stealth, dual wielding doesn't seem to be a thing outside of with a pistol, and death permanence for enemies is kinda sad though I understand the reason.

On the bright side! The story seems cool. I love Kai, best buddy fish man right there. Combat feels immersive, although sometimes I don't *feel* being hit, I just notice that my healthbar is empty. The parts of the map I can explore are fun to explore and it's alot of fun to run and climb around. I'm also really enjoying just the weapons themselves even though I'm not very far. I just happened to want wield weapons that you can get through some early quests, so lucky me, and the way they interact is splendid.

i shidded my pants

Absolutely 10/10 fun. One time my friend called me down as reinforcements and then also dropped a bomb on my head, it was amazing. Another time a bug jumped on my head and licked me to death, and then another time a robot jumped at me, exploded into fire, and bounced my grenade back at me. Amazing experience

18 minute walking in the woods simulator except you don't feel anything, so you can just walk through all the bushes

The voice actors are incredible, the CGI is impossible to tell apart from real life, and the gun play is surprisingly fun. I can't recommend enough

Play it forever and ever and ever, you will never get bored.