Recent reviews by Waitin4Aidan

Fallout 2 is the game where you can:
Stab robots to death with a spear
Fight your enemies with a gold nugget, pebbles, a katana, actual uranimum, bb guns, alien blaster, solar powered ray guns and hand grenades straight out of the Bible
Help a ghost find her locket so she can reach the afterlife
Become a sheriff
Hit children in the groin with a sledgehammer (or shoot it off with a plasma rifle)
Save a town from massacring a peaceful community, and cover half of afforementioned town in waste from a toilet
Become a slaver
Blow up (or help) a town full of ghouls through their power plant
Smuggle illegal drugs into a dystopian city
Become a porn star, heavyweight champion, gigolo, mob enforcer, and assassin (all in the same town)
Have a genocidal robot, cyborg dog, deathclaw scholar, mutant sheriff, ghoul doctor, your wife, and a drug producer join you in your travels
Assasinate two presidents
Create a brand new community-twice
Explore in a 150 year old military base
Go undercover and meet the post-appocalyptic version of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
Become an evil religious zealot
Launch a spaceship
Become the hero of Chinatown
Barter for a man's spleen
Destroy all that remains of the US government
And so much more it would take a week to list it all.
Final Note: Play Fallout 1 before this, it greatly improves the experience. I'd also recommend Killap's Unofficial Patch, though don't play it with the extra content (Restoration Project) on your first playthrough.

Became a gay communist sympathizing writer who fought the law and won. Oh, and maybe made some movie about a cyborg athlete as well.

This is the journey you will take across your first 100 or so hours in PAYDAY 2.
"I've never been involved in a job where luck was involved"-The Dentist

Day 1: Bain, the head of your group of heisters, has welcomed you to your all new criminal career. You're heading to your first jobs with the crappiest weapons money can buy. A small jewelery store with low security. Looks like it's easy in and out. Your hands are sweating, but you mask up. A civilian calls the cops, and the heist goes to hell. Easy in and out, my ass. As the cops arrive on the scene, you shoot one in the chaos. You've done it now. Your normal life has died with that cop. At that instant, it becomes a battleground. Your crew bags the necessary loot and carries it to your escape driver. Time to get the hell out of here.

Day 2: Your new life is officially underway. You train harder early in the morning, and become strong enough to move much quicker while carrying bags (seriously, get that transporter skill). Bain notifies you of a new contract: a classic bank heist. You arrive on the scene. This heist better go smoothly, you keep telling yourself. Maybe you could sneak thorugh the bank (insert stealthing with a level 10 joke here). Once you arrive on the scene, Bain makes it obvious you need to go and get that thermal drill. Upon setting it up, however, you alert everyone in the bank. The cops are better prepared for you this time. But they aren't your problem, it's that broke ♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥ drill. After the damn thing finally opens the vault, you transport the cash to your van, and you're home free.

Day 3: So it looks like a crazy Ukranian wants you to rob a nightclub, and lucky for you, you can also afford decent weapons this time. When a bouncer approaches you, you panic and stab him. You enter the club, and the other bouncers open fire. Once the cops arrive on the scene, you start using that atrocious drill again, and again, and again. You find the cash that Ukranian wants, and hightail it out of ther. But those cheeky cops are making those tax dollars worth it and have chased your van to a garage. "It's one bag of cash, we can do it" you say. One minute later and you find out those words were way off. Your three teammates are down, and you barely escape with your life.

Days 4-30: The weeks that follow go by in a blue and red haze.You take on so many more jobs, like helping that Ukranian with destroying a mall, transporting cocaine through hordes of cops and a heavily armored unit you'll KNOW to hate, aiding a corrupt politician in securing his man into the mayoral office, freeing a well-loved British colleague of yours from prison, and much more. You even know how to stealth now! But all these weapons are getting a bit tiresome, and you want some new heists to take on, so you losen up your wallet and grab loads of add-ons during a sale.


Day 31: So this is it, you've reached level 100 in a long journey of blood, sweat, and tears. All that's left is to fill up that offshore account of yours with 200 million dollars. After one final heist where you finally take down a large cartel by looting their weapons, stealing intel on them, and burning their cash, you have enough. An extra option becomes available on the menu sceen. BECOME INFAMOUS it yells at you. You agree, and you feel a new strength and determination in you. You're going to start your career once more, but this time you're much better prepared. You thank Bain for helping you get this far. You thank Gage the weapon supplier for enticing to get those amazing dlcs. You thank your crew for fixing your drills and giving medical supplies. It's time. You are now infamous. Your journey is far from over. It's time to heist once more.

If you want to play a restaurant sim, this is the best game for the genre. CSD is an incredibly deep and meaty (pun intended) experience. Unlike other restaurant sims, this is played behind the counter, rather than an overhead restaurant view, making the game more immersive. Along with buying foods for your restaurant, you'll be upgrading them and adding more ingredients. There is also catering for office parties, cooking in an iron chef parody, and an intense version of the normal game wer you must perfect all orders or walk home in shame. Along with those, you can date people by cooking their favorite foods and take up bets to make a lot of cash. Overall, CSD is a very deep game that'll have you playing for hours.