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Calmo 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:55am 
Brick RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGS
Calmo 14 Jan, 2022 @ 11:04pm 
STOP HITTING ME WITH THE TOWEL IN THE LOCKER ROOM AFTER GYM CLASS!
Calmo 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:42pm 
Celluoid? More like Cell out! More like Cellulite! More like Celtzer water!
Calmo 17 Jun, 2021 @ 4:41pm 
Only me and "dad" were so hungry that I started pouting 😞 He asked me if I was frustrated by "something delicious" and I asked him what and he said he would give me his "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥". Yep! Yes, I drink them! The toughest dad! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm daddy's princess 👑 But I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! It makes me feel fluffy! It makes me feel good! It makes me feel every little thing I have to do ~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-what!
HARSH NOISE 24 May, 2021 @ 3:54pm 
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Calmo 12 Jul, 2018 @ 5:38pm 
Listen, I know we got off on the wrong foot but... *sigh.* Look, I’m not really the type to ask for forgiveness, and I know I kind of was a little awkward earlier but, I really need a gf and I don’t want to squander my chance with you. I feel like I’m wasting my life. I’m like, 32 years old and I’ve never had a gf. My mom says she will throw me out if I don’t get one soon, so if you find it in your heart, at least let me take you to Kelsey’s or something for dinner, and we’ll go from there.
Calmo 24 Jun, 2016 @ 2:07pm 
squeak :dolphinfish:
SunTzuStrategy 19 Jun, 2016 @ 9:05pm 
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ her, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ her real good, yeup, she wont be coming around no more after that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. She was using ice after I was threw with here. Nothing like a good ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, keeps the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in line, shows them who is boss, reminds them they are nothing....oh sorry time to go?
Calmo 19 May, 2016 @ 5:44pm 
"2009 day(s) since last ban"

Nice vac ban(more like vag ban) fagbud, lmao. I bet you cheated on CS:Nexon Zombies in order to get all the underage girl skins. Enjoy the body pillows, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weeb.
Calmo 11 Mar, 2016 @ 8:15pm 
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"-„_::::_„-*__„„~ drink mine cummies
Calmo 2 Jan, 2016 @ 8:47pm 
: ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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Calmo 28 Oct, 2015 @ 6:28pm 
:whale: *squeak*
Calmo 28 Oct, 2015 @ 6:28pm 
:whale: *squeak*
Calmo 28 Oct, 2015 @ 6:28pm 
:whale: *squeak*
Calmo 28 Oct, 2015 @ 6:28pm 
:whale: *squeak*
Calmo 28 Oct, 2015 @ 6:27pm 
:whale: *squeak*
Calmo 28 Oct, 2015 @ 6:27pm 
:whale: *squeak*
Calmo 18 Aug, 2015 @ 11:54am 
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HEIL BELUGO
Calmo 27 Mar, 2015 @ 11:25pm 
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Send this bubba belubba buddy to all your splooshies down at the squeakboard park
jaK 12 Mar, 2012 @ 8:11pm 
BLINK 182 :DDDDD
thefreezy96 8 Jul, 2010 @ 9:37am 
fail