Alleged "Strains" of Jenkem
* Alaskan Butthash: Raw whale blubber and cheddar cheese chex mix. Foul, bitter tasting strain with medium-low strength.
* Curry Milkpoppers: Eat a diet of nothing but curry chicken and 4 glasses of milk. Very common and very spicy. Potent and high grade.
* Triple Cheezy Jenk: Processed three times. To make the jenk, use your favorite ingredients then ♥♥♥♥ it out. Recycle it 3 times, and then on the final processing eat a lot of cheese so it stays in your colon for awhile.
* The Deutschlander: lots of kraut, bratwurst, and beer. Try not to ♥♥♥♥ for the next 48 hours to get it nice and powerful. Medium strength.
* Viking Longshit: Blend of two shots of Swedish vodka with a smidgen of Salmon and topped off with some Norwegian stockfish. A very intense high. It's very cerebral and mind-altering (not surprising, since fish is brain food). Introspective yet intense.
* Chunky Flaming Butt Bomber: Red Cap Sriracha sauce and chunky peanut butter. It burns your throat just huffing it. Mild peanut taste and super high grade. 40x extractions are made too and they take away the taste and all the odor, but that’s for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
* Coffee Corn-Poppers: Drink two liters of coffee and chase with creamed corn. Emits a foul-smelling, sickly sweet tasting strain. Medium-strength.
* Georgia Recycled: Peaches and cream defecated and consumed again at least four times. Potent and expensive.
* Dairy Fairy: Dairy products like cheese, milk, and yogurt. Swallow a fistful of glitter with every meal. Somewhat weak, burns going down, but induces powerful hallucinations.
* Hot Dogs: Eat chilies and stray dogs for 24 hours. Drink V8 and cheese whiz. ♥♥♥♥ and then turn upside down and pour the ♥♥♥♥ back into your ass(or someone else’s). Hold it in for 8 more hours, then ♥♥♥♥ it into a jar and ferment for 3 days. You can also masturbate into the product for a bit more potency.
* Meow Mix: After a ♥♥♥♥, eat only cat food and hold in your next ♥♥♥♥ for at least two days. Mix with your cat’s poop and ferment for 36 hours. Tastes okay since you’re used to the cat food. It produces no great hallucinations, but you’ll probably sing the Meow Mix jingle a lot
* Tush Kush: Simple, but effective. Make (at least) 3 pizzas with pepperoni, mushrooms and chicken/ham. Eat said pizzas as fast as possible. Drink LOTS of milk (at least 3 dl for each pizza), doesn't matter which milk you choose. When eaten, hold it inside for at least 24 hours, preferably 30-36. If you manage 48 hours, then you're in line for some quality dank. Ferment for 96-100 hours. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. NO MORE, NO LESS. 96-100 HOURS OF FERMENTING. It tastes like the old soda hidden behind your couch that's been around for a couple of weeks. The taste sticks for about a day. TK is a relatively new product on the market, but it's popularity is on the rise.