DON'T TRADE WITH THIS MAN HE IS A SCAMMER!

To this day, I walk the delicate line between two worlds—the one my family perceives and the one where I am forever bound to the cosmic dance of the universe. They may never grasp the beauty of my chromatic essence, but in the quiet moments under the Zorthonian moonlight, I am free to shine as I truly am—a creature of light, transcending the limitations of mere human existence.

I pretended to succumb to their treatments, feigning a transformation into a mundane terrestrial being. But deep inside, I shimmer with the iridescent hues of Zorthon's sunsets. At home, I play the role of the typical human they expect me to be, concealing my true radiance. Yet, when the stars align and the night sky beckons, I slip away to a secret chamber where I commune with the pulsating energy of my celestial origins.

When I was 14, I revealed to my family that I identified as a chromatic being from the distant nebula of Zorthon. They were bewildered by my cosmic identity and promptly enrolled me in a "Galactic Normalization Camp." At the camp, they subjected us to photon desensitization therapy, hoping to erase our extraterrestrial inclinations and make us conform to Earthly standards. Little did they know, you can't extract the essence of Zorthonian light from my soul.

When i was 13, i came out to my parents as a morbius male. They couldnt accept my morbality, so they sent me off to camp. They just didnt understand— i was morbed that way. At the camp, they gave us electromorb therapy to morb us into beta males. I resisted the treatment, being a morbius male, you cant morb me out of being morbed. I fooled the counselors into thinking they had successfully morbed be into a beta male, and i returned home. To this day, i live a double life— one for my parents, who still cannot accept morbality, and one where its always morbin time.

I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ believe this.. literally saw this meme in my dream tonight.

Basically Hawkeye was arguing with Morbius or something and the camera focused on Spider-Man for some reason but you could still hear Morbius in the background incorporating "Do you know what time it is?" into his dialogue when talking to Hawkeye.

Jeez, this is getting out of hand.