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Recent reviews by ballular

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10 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
33.1 hrs on record (25.6 hrs at review time)
If you think about it, if you really think about it, this game is the pinnacle of esports, infact, you could even say this is the pinnacle of gaming. You know, now that I am typing this out, this could be the pinnacle of life, and if you put that in perspective, that makes this game the pinnacle of everything, because life is the pinnacle of the universe. Pinnacle is one of the words where if you say it enough times it starts to sound like it shouldn't exist.
Posted 10 November, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
19.8 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
nubbys number counting, the best ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game of the century, makes monster hunter wilds look like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ room of toddlers imagining themselves fighting pillow filled FALSEHOODS}
this game is based in reality and has a keen sense of MORAL EQUALITY in it's playing loop, it keeps you GRIPPING your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in intensity as you balance the life of many in your hands
you are CONSTANTLY at the edge of your seat begging for more, hopping that nubby is able to make it to the next goal KNOWING at any turn your life is at stake
game of the year pm
Posted 18 March, 2025.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
331.6 hrs on record (248.4 hrs at review time)
Every time I have to get completion marks on non-tainted keeper I want to kiss the barrel of a 12 gauge shotgun and lovingly give my head the sweet release of buckshot to spread my brains across the wall. Other than that though good game :)
Posted 17 February, 2023.
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18 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
85.1 hrs on record (32.6 hrs at review time)
leaf, blow, blow leaves, leaf blower, take leaf blower, blow more leaves, take leaf and make more leaves, make more and more leaves until make different types of leaves, break the limits of reality and reset time, enter the void, defeat beings of mythos, erase time again but bigger, repeat process, escape reality, become happy.
Posted 21 September, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
58.4 hrs on record (17.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
By far one of the best 3 dollar games on the market. I've spent 17.5 hours on this game and will gladly more. The author is obviously just enjoying his time and in all honestly should increase the cost of the game. Way too much fun to be had hear and I can't wait to see what he or she does in the future.
Posted 10 February, 2022.
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7 people found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
Return is a game that at face value looks as if it were made forever ago, its low pixel graphics and basic platforming almost feels as if you are playing an alpha of an old platforming game, but when looking at it further the design choices for return make it so much more. The fluffy atmosphere and the bright yet dull colors bring a new feeling of tiredness and space. Along with that the story that it is telling can be seen in many ways, either as seen by a little cow boy coming home or as a journey for a being to regain its heart. Sometimes I can't help but just reinstall the game and play it all over again just to remember the perfect calmness the game gives me.
Posted 9 June, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
176.2 hrs on record (74.6 hrs at review time)
Its a grindy game but over all worth
Posted 15 March, 2020.
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453.9 hrs on record (210.9 hrs at review time)
although its fun the community is really toxic, still worth it tho
Posted 7 November, 2019.
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114.2 hrs on record (29.9 hrs at review time)
This game is hard at first but after playing it a bit on solo try going online and playing it online, not as challenging as rust though so if your in for a challenge i suggest rust more, but this game has a less toxic community.
Posted 2 November, 2019.
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106.2 hrs on record (44.5 hrs at review time)
is a good game and it helped me make money in the steam summer sale
Posted 1 July, 2019.
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