>The first rocket to Mars is manned by an American, a Soviet, a German, and two Serbians. Once they land, the party explores the territory and then argues over who gets the planet.
>"Mars is American!" the American proclaims. "After all, our nation funded this whole expedition."
>"No, Mars is Soviet!" the Soviet counters. "Our engineers designed the very rocket we used!"
>"No, Mars is German!" the German replies. "Our scientists planned out the entire mission!"
>Just then, the one Serbian pulls out a gun and shoots the other Serb. "Serbian blood has been spilled here, Mars is Serbian forever!"