HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO FACE
YET THIS KONG
COMES FROM
THE DEPTHS OF SPACE
HE HAS NO MERCY
HE HAS NO REMORSE
THIS KONG
WILL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STRANGLE YOU
PUT A COCONUT GUN
AGAINST HIS HEAD
FIRED IN SPURTS
AND NOW HE'S DEAD