I remember when halo 3 came out and i saw those killer jugs for the first time in next gen graphics. The school often called my house because i was absent, while little did they know i was honkin one off at the sight of cortanas killer jugs. It came to the point where id be unzippin my slacks when i knew a cutscene was coming up so i could get ready to honk one off on cortanas killer jugs when they came on screen. Feel bad for mr. Chief having to have those killer jugs in the back of his head all the time and not being able to honk one off through the power suit

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