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1 person found this review helpful
19.4 hrs on record
It feels like the game doesn't like you and just wants to waste your time and laugh at you while you do so. It tries to show off how clever it is without any kind of real payoff.

The puzzles aren't "hard" in the traditional sense, they are more just time consuming to figure out. Some puzzles require you to wait minutes of real world time for some event to occur, other puzzles require you to run back and forth between areas over and over again to solve.

The movement is super slow. The game has a "Sprint" button that makes you move at what I would describe as an almost normal pace, so I've just held down this button almost the entire time that I played. There is no fast travel or faster way to move around the island. There is a "vehicle" but it's honestly slower than walking.

Every animation and movement in the game is slow with no way to speed it up. It must be intentional, and I think they did it this way as a practical joke to make fun of players for wasting their time on gaming.
Posted 28 January.
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674.2 hrs on record (531.1 hrs at review time)
It's really good
Posted 28 November, 2024.
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89.2 hrs on record (17.4 hrs at review time)
Car Talk meets Welcome to Nightvale as a first person roguelike car maintenance and decorating simulator
Posted 14 July, 2024.
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17.5 hrs on record
A fun re-imagining of the original. It still feels more like a fan game rather than an original Valve game... but that's not necessarily a bad thing.
Posted 12 April, 2024.
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23.1 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
It was good until they added bots that pretend to be players and garbage AI-generated content
Posted 9 December, 2023. Last edited 12 March, 2024.
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246.9 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
I think it's still a pretty good game despite the monetisation and over-promising.
Posted 11 August, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
40.2 hrs on record (39.6 hrs at review time)
A masterpiece of interactive media
Posted 7 April, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.7 hrs on record
Was really awesome until I found a section with spikes and traps that ended with a door that pops up a message about requiring DLC, and not opening. What a rude move.
Posted 8 July, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
60.1 hrs on record (37.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It's good but you'll be mad that the game is mean
Posted 4 January, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record
It's lovely. Nice little puzzle game with relaxing music and sounds and cute graphics!
Posted 3 April, 2020.
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