hey chief beef its me daniel from high school remember that time I stole your arby's roast beef sandwich, farted in it, then ate it? lmao good times you got styled on lmao even my mom laughed at that one she said she was proud of me hahaha. anyways I just found out I'm going to prison for identity theft and was wondering if your dad was still a lawyer please call me back

hey man just letting you know that my dog get surgery today and she's doing pretty good. No need to worry about me at all

I am 13. Just my grandpa and I are staying down at his shack at the moment. I've been sleeping with no clothes on for the passed few nights because it feels better and my grandpa doesn't come into my room much, so he wouldn't know. But this morning I accidentally slept in so grandpa came in to wake me up. I had morning wood (an erection in the morning that is caused in your sleep) and I had kicked the covers off during the night so I was laying there naked, with a hard-on (how embaressing!!). Grandpa quickly went out of the room and we weren't talking because it was awkward. Then later on today I was wanking off in the bathroom (which doesn't have a lock) when I thought my grandpa was outside. He walked in just as I was ejaculating and groaning with ♥♥♥♥♥♥. One day doesn't get much more embaressing than that!! How unlucky. My grandpa and I haven't talked for seven hours now. What should I say to him?

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

signed by lemmedrivedaboat

i love u deeply, i think about you always, keep it up, proud of u