There is zero doubt that lord cuchermare has achieved maximum efficiency. The solid dried coom layer that's built around his inner hands over the years is immediately obvious to a well trained goon scholar. In fact you'll find that those movements are as smooth as marble molded by ancient greece's most skilled artisan; perfectly fit for a latvian goon king. There's zero friction. Maximum aerodynamics, The wind, and most importantly the skin just appear motionless to rookie eyes, don't be fooled though as they're simply moving so fast that most rookie (cucked) eyes can't keep up cause they're moving at a pace more rapid than 24fps

Man chat, gooning is feeling low in skibbidy after this goon coosh stunt, i was hoping in my heart of hearts for a christmas miracle, instead i just found a sticky keyboard in a jail cell.

The worst part? He didn't even mew or edge first after so many years of hard work saving up for this.

Cuchermar has been working tirelessly in the Riga goon mines, mining as though his live was on the verrge of ending tragically short, saving up just enough ♥♥♥ to shoot up this place. All because you're a criminal with a vac ban on record. It's gross and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sticky in here just like my friend's dad's house.

jorking it no longer cuts it, i straight goon it degen style

I am