Vypr
United States
My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?
My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?
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Oh you're a Navy Seal?
I’m here all weekend - come on ya ♥♥♥♥♥♥ punk ass swimmer 🙄 I’ll be waiting on ya - I’ll be waiting on your punk ass - wait matter of fact give me your address I’ll come to wherever you are and give you a chance to make good on your promises since I know you won’t actually come here me Navy SEAL lol what BUDS class were you in ♥♥♥♥♥? See you’re talking to an Army Ranger - RSC 13-2 - I’ve ACTUALLY been on clandestine missions - I’ve ACTUALLY been in gunfights - and on the 1% chance that you’re ACTUALLY a buds graduate I’ll tell you RQRF in the korangal - we were saving baby seals on a daily basis because they have no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idea what to do when bullets start flying the other direction - so no - I’m not worried about you - the USMC is still using gulf war hand me downs so you’re saying your equipment is dated and sporting extensive wear and tear? Annnndddd no need to involve your top secret lies I mean spies whoops - cuzzzzz I just told you and the internet where I live - you can come here or give me your address and I’ll come there - either way 😊



I don’t know what copypasta means - I don’t know what doxxed yourself means - does not knowing these definitions make me a dumbass moron? What’s your address and I’ll come show you what a real SOF guy is capable of - you threaten my life you little stolen valor ♥♥♥♥ brick? Navy SEAL give me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ break you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ - if you grow a set and decide you wanna tie asses with me just come knock on my door - I didn’t do a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing to you people but share a video of a cat - period - if you wanna threaten my life over that be prepared for the consequences - I’m not on here looking for trouble if I was then why would I post a video of a cat on a cat video sub? God almighty and I only posted it here because my woman told me to - I’d never heard of this sub - had I known making a cute pun including the cats name would yield such backlash from ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass frenchy stolen valor pukes and broke ♥♥♥♥ hadji wan kenobis id have just not posted it - I thought the members of this sub would enjoy this video - so I shared it - you wanna use it as a platform to threaten my life and wellbeing? I will crush your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ windpipe you little coward - so either roll up or tell me where I’m rolling to or you just prove you’re a coward that’s all talk
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DA GIBUS SPY 16 Dec, 2025 @ 7:50pm 
:cozybethesda:
76561199498676526 13 Nov, 2025 @ 11:51am 
+Rep u cool dude have a good day and gl in ur games 🔥
76561199025559579 11 Nov, 2025 @ 2:12am 
have an offer for ya, added mate.
DA GIBUS SPY 13 Oct, 2025 @ 5:13pm 
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DA GIBUS SPY 15 Sep, 2025 @ 4:16pm 
Greetings we at Don Guanella school at Don Guanella Village are thrilled to have seen your reply about your dream job coming true as a crayon taster and are thrilled to see your current success! - Sincerely Don Guanella Staff
DA GIBUS SPY 7 Sep, 2025 @ 9:50pm 
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