As the esteemed founder of the Whites Only Anime Club and a grandmother of 9, the Professor receives much praise for his efforts in addressing racial intolerance and preserving the culture and traditions of pure blooded whites. It is said his mind is like an encyclopedia: classy, leather bound, and, among other things, carrying a handsome musk. He has studied everything from Soap Making to Owling and took a 3 week course on Excel Spreadsheets. He is an inspiration to all his students, fellow colleagues and confederates. Always valiant in his efforts, he continues to combat the onslaught of racism towards the commonly targeted Anglo-Saxon in addition to the theory of evolution. Despite all these feats, perhaps his greatest achievement is the sexual assault of a rabbit on April 20, 1979.