YOU NOT COOKING
Mick Davies
Lancashire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
YOU! YOU'RE THE RING LEADER! GET IN THE FRIDGE!

What ho! You know nothing of cooking.

Bah, ye of little faith- observe as I cook this porkchop.

*curtain bursts into flame*

Egads! I have miscalculated! I shall now partake in frightened stuttering!

Forsooth; does my nose not deceive me with the lingering scent of porkchop sandwiches?

By Jove, we must flee! Leave this place, you fools!

Alas, those sandwiches bore the scent of the heavens.
YOU! YOU'RE THE RING LEADER! GET IN THE FRIDGE!

What ho! You know nothing of cooking.

Bah, ye of little faith- observe as I cook this porkchop.

*curtain bursts into flame*

Egads! I have miscalculated! I shall now partake in frightened stuttering!

Forsooth; does my nose not deceive me with the lingering scent of porkchop sandwiches?

By Jove, we must flee! Leave this place, you fools!

Alas, those sandwiches bore the scent of the heavens.
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Xero 3 Aug, 2013 @ 4:03am 
Did you get your Beta key?
NonCreditCanine 14 Jul, 2012 @ 3:53am 
MATE, I EAT FIGHTERS LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST!
Iyasu Kanto 13 Jul, 2012 @ 7:01pm 
MOAR COMMENTS.
[TBR] Spanky McNasty 11 Mar, 2012 @ 7:41am 
I miss you Cookin!!!!
Skardmair 20 Feb, 2012 @ 2:28pm 
I MISS YOUR SCENT!
Willcoo 18 Dec, 2011 @ 4:02pm 
I am one, with the dogs.