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Niko
Luneburg, Niedersachsen, Germany
Chernobyl is the most hostile environment on earth to human life.
Radiated monsters, military shooting everything, random russian dudes walking around with other worldly artifacts making them superhuman.
And these guys wake up one day and say "AH NUUUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE" put on their Nike and Adidas clothes and go ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ up with an AK.

How did Germany think they could beat these guys?
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Chernobyl is the most hostile environment on earth to human life.
Radiated monsters, military shooting everything, random russian dudes walking around with other worldly artifacts making them superhuman.
And these guys wake up one day and say "AH NUUUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE" put on their Nike and Adidas clothes and go ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ up with an AK.

How did Germany think they could beat these guys?
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Naidra ツ 13 Apr, 2021 @ 10:35am 
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Naidra ツ 10 Sep, 2016 @ 5:33pm 
(\_/)
( '_')
(> )>🎂 I was going to give you this cake
U U

......(\_/)
......('_' )
.🎂<( <) But then I was like...
.......UU

..(\__/)
..(O.O)
.(>🎂<) IT'S MY CAKE
...U U

(\_/)
( '_')
(> )>🎂 Then i said 'sharing is caring'....
U U

......(\_/)
......('_' )
.🎂<( <)
......U U But then I was like... 'Sharing is caring'....
...... But...

..(\__/)
..(O.O)
.(>🎂<) I LIKE CAKE!
...U U

(\_/)
(^_^)
(> <) So then I ate it...sorry....
.U U

(\_/)
( ._.)
(> <) But then I remembered.....
.U U How much I love you all

.(\_/)
.(^_^)
(>🍰<) So I saved you a piece
..U U
............(\_/)...........(\_/)
............(^_^).........(O.O)
............( > )> 🍰 <( < )
(me)➡ ..U U..........U U ⬅(you)
lulz 23 Mar, 2016 @ 2:57pm 
danke :3