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Recent reviews by The Juker

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
23.0 hrs on record (11.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Actually pogger based
Posted 25 November, 2022.
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5 people found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record
Game might be garb, servers might be garb.

But at least the ladder is working fine.
Posted 11 November, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
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1.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Backroom games sometimes crash my pc so badly that I have to reinstall my drivers, this is the cherry on top, every 10 minutes it decides to eat my ass and vomit my pc to the deepest depths of hell.
How does a game like this ♥♥♥♥ on a mid-tier build?

Making it look good does not make it a good game, mechanics are awful and wonky, AI paths (Teleporting???) and it's so unclear what to do.
I understand having to know lore and finding something is the goal but this feels like you aren't even making progress in a game.

A cheaper game, with less levels but more effort manages to do better than this, am I just paying for the visuals?
You buying an post processing pack does not warrant the price of the game going on.
Did you literally think it was worth paying 100 bucks to publish this game on steam?
Even Russiaphobia, a garbage bitcoin miner does a better job of entertaining me and it doesn't even break my PC.

God has made a mistake putting you on the planet.
Posted 25 August, 2022. Last edited 25 August, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
egg
Posted 7 February, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
214.1 hrs on record (48.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Game is great to play, whether it's played seriously or not.

Definetly better to play with friends obviously for the golden experience.
Posted 29 November, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2,168.6 hrs on record (1,995.1 hrs at review time)
I haven't played for long, but i can definitely recommend it.

One second accounts for one brain cell lost.
My count is already going into the negative part.

Have alot of memories with this game, and honestly it's just great.

Especially recommended with friends, but solo on servers is fine too.

(Also it's recommended to keep your addon folder under the 100gb, trust me it's for the best)

Posted 15 April, 2020.
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15 people found this review helpful
32 people found this review funny
91.2 hrs on record (84.2 hrs at review time)
I like blowing up children.
Posted 14 February, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
147.5 hrs on record (126.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Great game!
9/10 Performance could be better but for the rest it's just your creativity needed and maybe.. Just maybe some friends?

Recommend you play it!
Posted 3 July, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
18.7 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)
10 bucks for some uno HuH welL then i see if you cant make friends its worth those extra 7 bucks but i mean who makes friends with uno anyways?
Posted 30 March, 2019.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
258.7 hrs on record (72.9 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Nice game
Posted 7 December, 2018. Last edited 5 June, 2020.
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