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Recent reviews by Window Licker #pride

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1.0 hrs on record
This game has an identity crisis and doesn't know what it wants to be, it's trying too hard to be other games.
Posted 20 December, 2024.
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37 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
29.8 hrs on record (29.3 hrs at review time)
What a horrible game, made by a horrible person.
Mash is a scammer, there's no other way around it, the game is completely dead and in such a broken state
Posted 23 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
38.5 hrs on record (8.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Pokeman with gun.
Posted 22 January, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
9.9 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Please buy MXBikes or GPbikes instead.

This isn't actually a game as much as a pile of fly covered ♥♥♥♥.

The UI is made by an actual blind person, so good on the devs for hiring someone with disabilities.
The blind UI dev is joined by his deaf brother, surely that's the only reason why the sound settings reset every time you close the settings, so your ears get absolutely destroyed when you crank the bikes. The sound also doesn't stop when you pause the game.

After your ears have recovered from the sound that is stuck at 90 volume you'll realize that the drivability of the bikes is actual ass, it's like an arcade game for your phone.
After trying to find some camera setup that isn't downright horrible you set off, ears ringing from the bad sound quality, wishing you were blind from the UI and hoping for someone to cut your hands off so you don't have to arcade it around their tracks you realize that hey, this is horrible.

This game has one thing going for it though, it would be hilarious to gift it to a friend who likes driving games to see them squirm when they realize you've given them a turd on a 25 dollar platter would be funny.

The fact that the devs are begging the players to vote for the "Labor of love" award for the steam awards is insulting.
Posted 27 November, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
14.0 hrs on record (8.9 hrs at review time)
Truly a horrible game, super unoptimized, tricks that don't register, horrible dev team that only seem to want to acknowledge ♥♥♥♥ tier YouTubers, please, do not buy this game.
Posted 5 August, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
Fun little game.
Posted 25 November, 2020.
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