A prayer to b4nny (By Pastor Welp)

Our lord who art in 2fort, hollow be thy name. thy pipes come, thy will be done. in Harvest as it is in 2fort. Give us this day out daily frag, and forgive us our minisentries. as we forgive those who wear gibuses; and lead us not into gravel pit, but deliveer us from Overwatch, Amen

FAQ
1.) My fans always ask me, how do you get good at TF2? I would explain that to you, but that would take years. Instead here's Welp's more succinct answer:

"To master tf2, you need to master roblox. to master robox, you need to master quake. to master quake, you need to master pong. to master pong you need to master hello kitty island adventure. to master hello kitty island adventure, you need to master FORTNITE. to master fortnite, you need to master minecraft. to master minecraft, you need to master the call of duty world at war for the razor flip phone from 2007."

2.) The 2nd most asked question I get by my thousands of fans is why I am so good at TF2, what is my motivation, why do I have over 100,000 hours in the game? Why did I start my journey to become the greatest tf2 player the world has ever seen? Here's my answer in as few words as possible:

"The path to greatness can't be something so easy, or else everyone would be at the top. But, i feel that i must embark on this journey, take the risk. At first, I could stand staying in a 24 hour, instant respawn, unlimited caps 2fort server, but that time has passed me by. I can't do it anymore, ubering into last as demo to destroy their senty nest only to have it rebuilt once more the next 60 seconds. I have always dreamed of getting that triple airshot on badlands spire, (the first air shot being a blind airshot of course). I have to atleast give it my all. Either I make the sixtuplet rocket sync into frame perfect sticky pogo, or land into the depths of the jump4starters abyss. I must make my jump"

Thank you and I'll see you on my website.



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