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1.8 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
A mad rush to get a car out of pits resulted in multiple dead friends. Dont stand infront of the car when the button is pressed
Posted 2 February, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.1 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
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Cant blame my team when i make a ♥♥♥♥ shot anymore.
Posted 8 August, 2022.
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As an Aussie the only way to play this is to flip your monitor upside down.

10/10
Posted 14 July, 2022.
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21.4 hrs on record (10.3 hrs at review time)
The Keg's Of Truth had lost a few main members due to retirement with their kids taking their places.
Only one main member remained, my half tree man hunter to look after the future of the clan before he retired soon.
The children used their inheritance to get some pimpin gear and are ready to take on the challenge.
First fight for the Children of the Keg, they are needed to defend a town.
Its being over run by morgathi.
They board up in a house.
The Morgathi are breaking through the doors.
The children try to defend the townsfolk.
The house is now ablaze, fire, fire everywhere!
The townfolk fall burning alive in the hellscape that was their home.
The Children of the Keg are being overwhelmed by the endless hoards.
The treeman hunter has been trying his best to stem the tide, but the others are in his way, slowing him down.
He bashes in a wardrobe with his tree arm and turns invisible as he watches the last of his charges fall to the flames.
The morgathi rampage around the fire-filled house knowing the treeman is still around.
The Treeman, surrounded by flames, like a spectre of death takes out a few more morgathi with his crossbow, they cannot find him, he disappears before they can locate where he was.
Slowly he works his way through the fire and hoardes of morgathi to the last wardrobe, it is still spewing more morgathi onto the battlefield that then charge off into the fire filled wreckage that was the house.
The treeman sneaks up behind it and bashes it in with his treearm.
3 days later the children of the keg wake up battered and bruised in a town miles south of their last defence.
They do not remember, but the treeman, at the age of 93, sits in the corner staring off into the distance waiting for them to recover.
Posted 20 June, 2021.
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