+rep I went to the deep arizona deserts and met chief smackahoe, Marisa taught me the ways of indian thai chi to harness the energies of fung shway to move the sperm cells in my testicles to fire at my enemies.

+rep my hyperfixation

+rep taught me the ancient Chinese technique to harness the power of my nitric acid discharge to hurl it at my enemies. Got my ♥♥♥♥ so potent it's as dangerous as Xenomorph blood! Started using it as body butter so any time someone shakes my hand they think the burning is from how strong willed i am!

was driving in west virginia in a backroad as I was scoping out the next nestle water drainage place and nearly got run off the road. Pulled over to collect myself only to see the bright red flash of a squatted mega truck reversing right as my wife got out of the car to swap places with me squishing her head into a bright red mush on the asphault.

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