• NOTHING IS FOR SALE.
• Only one of every item, promotional differences aside. (Sam & Max Lugermorph and Poker Night 1 Lugermorph, for example.)

Items must be in the quality they would have been when first released:
• Community (Wiki Cap)
• Normal/Stock (Batsaber)
• Unique (practically everything else, except for...)
• Vintage (Pre-Mann-Conomy items, non-craft exceptions [Companion Cube Pin/Lo-Fi])
• Unusual (Haunted Metal Scrap, Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker, Unusualifier tool)
• Genuine (Promotional items, where applicable.)
• Strange (Spirit of Giving, Botkillers, Festive Bat, Australium weapons, Golden Frying Pan)
• Haunted (Halloween items, where applicable.)
• Decorated Weapon (Gun Mettle/Tough Break Update skins, War Painted weaponry)
• Collector's (nothing right now, ironically.)

• Weapon skins are usually Factory New, or Battle Scarred with custom wear.
• No craft numbered items. Most numbers don't show in-game, but they will on third-party sites.
• I like to have items in their default state; so I typically don't search out item customizations.

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Project Contributions
• Community event documentation / April Fools Day event contributor for Team Fortress Wiki
• Worked on Beachfront during Mappers vs Machines 2017
• Item co-contributor with FiveEyes for Workshop Wonderland, Operation Canteen Crasher, Arms Race, Journey to the East, Particle Mayhem
• Wrote the short story The Renegotiation [tf2maps.net] for TF2Maps 72 Hour Jam 2023
• Co-created the Calendartillery mission for Potato MvM's Operation Osmium Ordinance