Recent reviews by Awkward

Spawned in wearing a prison jumpsuit and shame.

Immediately punched a zombie puppet. Broke my hand. Bled out. Respawned 20 feet away.

Tried to craft a spear. Ended up with three sticks and depression.

Accidentally peed while crouching. Game applauded my hydration.

Ate 14 raw mushrooms. Vision went sepia. Trees started judging me.

Found a gun with no ammo. Found ammo with no gun. Found sadness with no cure.

Got chased by a bear. Climbed a rock. Bear also climbed rock. Realized this wasn’t Skyrim.

Discovered you can poop on command. Used it to assert dominance. Didn’t work.

Raided a bunker. Stealth mode on. Got gunned down by a mech with no chill and a PhD in violence.

Spent 45 minutes making a fire. It rained.

Tamed a chicken with my bare hands. Named it Gregory. Gregory got hit by a car.

Logged off with a full stomach, warm clothes, and a nice shelter. Logged back in naked and starving in the middle of a thunderstorm.

10/10

Picked up this game despite the negative reviews, and it's super good. Especially for a game that was Abandoned, This game is very much Playable.
Looks amazing, Plays Amazing, The Questing, Base Building and overall survival aspect of this is really good.
If you are or were a fan of Ark, You will definitely enjoy this game! It's just lacking a Player base.
10/10
BUY IT, Maybe we can bully the devs into updating it! xD

Loving it so far! Alot of these Negative reviews saying that they can't access their skins or can't get into the game - Your skins show up in the Mirror Boutique for your Character and the morphs menu for your morph skins, Not in your storage or inventory :)
People who can't get in the game - Give it time, Alot of people are trying to get in at once and servers WILL struggle as they will with any game.
I had no issues getting into the game immediately on launch or receiving my early access rewards.

All in all, It's a beautiful game, The gameplay is nice, It'll be free in a few days, Give it a proper chance before slamming it :)

It's Aiight

MUST DESTROY ALL COMMUNIST SCUM

10/10

Absolutely Brilliant Survival Game, It's Everything Conan Exiles Could have been

Its just, Good xD

I have countless hours on Ark and Conan on the xbox, They don't even compare to this game, this is really, The ultimate survival game

gun go brrrrapppp