Recent reviews by Horse of the Week

I don't get the joke, but everyone else seems to?

The game feels like you have to grind tech just to have fun with any character. If you couldn't tell, the animations are terrible and the special effects only highlight them. The entire game is a meme, it treats itself like a meme, and I can't tell if people who like the game believe that or not.

Nice fighting game with good community. Adds its own style to the platform fighter genre while still sticking to its roots.

Incredibly fun, even though I'm bad at it. Experimenting with different decks and relics (passive boosts) creates a lot of fun, along with hoping that one day you'll get that one beautiful deck again. With the addition of dailies, I can see this game retaining relevancy far after it's out of early access.

Wonderful game with very unique storytelling. Utilizes the fourth wall in a way that's both original and involving.

Tons of replay value, great soundtrack, just generally fun to play. I've been recommending this to as many people as I can.

This game is a bullet hell with reasonable difficulty scaling.

While the graphics may not be too appealing, the gameplay is solid. AI difficulty is not health, but difference in attack pattern. The brevity of completion leaves enough enjoyment to wait patiently for the next game.

On a funny note, it's much easier to marry a jealous chest than to open it.

Controls are broken, handle pulls to the left, so you can't play the game without having to tug the mouse to the right constantly. No sensitivity or key/button configurations. I'd probably be able to tolerate it if I was able to play the game.