Thank you for buying me , yo!

maedchen? geh add

i had a stroke last night anis rapist
you wanna see that stroke?
i said do you want a revolution whoop whoop
i was stroking it to futanari doujins
and i washed up in a japanese shoreline
the sky was made out of green tea
and every tree was made of katanas
but the normies pulled me over reeee
they did not arrest me
instead they stole my bodypillow
and i was so triggered the anime gods looked at me
and they said to me, weeaboo 55gum
we will no longer spell the word waifu w-a-i-f-u
i said how do you wanna sBell icup ♥♥♥♥♥
they said
gimmie a F F
gimmie an U U
gimmie a T T
gimmie an A A
and what does that spell? TRAPSARENOTGAY!

[Chorus]
He plays this song to anis
and the next thing he knows
everyone is playing this to eachother
Last time he did something like this
the outbreak of John Cena memes happened
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What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Tokyo Daigaku, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on KyoAni, and I have over 300 stolen Blu-Rays. I am trained in neet warfare and I’m the top hentai in the eastern Hemisphere. You are nothing to me but just another normie. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on osu!, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? As we speak I am contacting my secret network of otakus across Japan and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Manga collection. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can steal your waifu in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in 日本語

-rep manga game weak

I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my girlfriend last week. I’m still pissed about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine.

shut the ♥♥♥♥ up you cringy ♥♥♥♥♥

I appreciate our friendship, but your windmill seems to be made out of cardboard as it is crooked.

u wot m8

Wtf

nice

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+rep CERTIFIED WEEABOO, LOOKS JAPENSESE OH WAIT THAT DOESNT MAKE HIM A WEEABOO ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ THIS WHOLE TIME I WAS LYING TO MYSELF ♥♥♥♥ YOU ♥♥♥♥♥ I SAID ♥♥♥♥ YOU NECKBEARD