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He just needs to work more on a few things which are:
- communication
- aim and map awareness
- crosshair placement
- economy management
- pistol aim (esp. deagle and usp-s onetaps)
- awp flicks (like those form hell)
- grenade and smoke spots
- his masterpiece pop flash
- in general positioning
- bomb plant positions
- his overall retake ability
- unneccessary bunny hopping
- spray control and last but not least...
- getting kills.
:D :D :D
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard wiener push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Now you may think to yourself, if someone is this ♥♥♥♥ at the game.. why would they even consider buying a knife? I mean come on buddy don't you got a family to feed? Oh wait i'm sorry you are probably a 46 year old who likes to talk to little kids off of your mom's basement. No wonder you spent 2K hours in this game yet you're still ♥♥♥♥. You have the coordination of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ whose only hand to eye coordination is jerking off a black guy and dodging his ♥♥♥ shooting at your eyes. Buddy please consider quitting part time throwing my csgo matches and go be a gay porn star in india or somewhere dirty where you can be the star of the show
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