Amy: "Way to go, Professor, the plan worked."
Mom: "Plan? What plan? I thought this was a spontaneous whirlwind of hot dry
sex."
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Diane Simmons: And in entertainment, Mary Tyler Moore is 64 years old today.
Tom Tucker: Really? 64?
Diane Simmons: Yes!
Tom Tucker: Now I thought she was dead.
Diane Simmons: Nope, she's alive.
Tom Tucker: Fantastic! And now this...
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An honest tale speeds best being plainly told.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
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Kissing a fish is like smoking a bicycle.
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Peter: People make up lies all the time. You know Vietnam? Never happened.
Brian: Yeah, but don't mention it around the Veteran's Hospital. Those guys are really committed to the lie.
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Scully: Well done, Agent Pendrel. Keep up the good work!
Pendrel: Thanks, keep it up yourself! (then, to himself) Keep
it up yourself?? What a doof!

"The X-Files: 731"
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+rep классный пиздюк ))

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