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▐███▌███║▓║███▐███▌ Defend the castle

I miss the days when i could dress up in full battle and sit infront of my computer and play tatical army barbie dress up simulator and shoot off tracers and multicolor chem lights

You bastard, this was all a plot to make me roleplay army man with you, wasn't it?