Back in my day, memes were much more of an in joke that you had to be there for. NONE OF Y'ALL EVEN KNOW IT NEEDS MORE DESU!

I really enjoy RPGs, platformers, gimmicky FPSs. Oh, and I can be anime trash.

I'm not retired from TF2, but have found it difficult to want to pick it up anymore. Got a little soured over a significant wave of terrible personalities, and pubs having the bot problem really hampered efforts to get into some matches. I'm not really interested in parting with anything in my backpack, however. That may change with this MvM update assuming it's not a wet fart, but I've stopped getting my hopes up.

I'm a Steam card and badge ♥♥♥♥♥. The biggest money idler hobby if there ever was one worse before it. I just think it's neat. I don't really navigate any trade forums, so I couldn't point you in any good direction for anything beyond waiting for Summer and Winter sales to craft badges. If you have cards for games removed from steam, I could entertain a few things.

These days, I'm just looking to relax anymore. COVID changed a lot in the world, and very little for the better long term. The US economy already wasn't on a great turn, and so much of it still hasn't really recovered five years later. Educated, trained, have a career, or were just never given the chance, most people are a single paycheck away from things falling apart fast. Makes it hard to be optimistic about the future... and honestly my personal life hasn't been much kinder either. Blessed, but kind isn't the word I'd use.

If you're reading this, tell someone you love them. I know it's a corny thing to say, but as we head towards what's going to be one of the darker chapters in history it's very important to appreciate the people who matter to you the most. You can't replace people, even as you watch others try.



If I have you blocked, it's nothing personal. I just didn't really find you all too pleasant to play with..... or you were someone that did something stupid like share that you scammed someone with the server. Usually though you were just rude or mean to either myself or other people on the server when it wasn't necessary.



For basic TF2 needs, I would recommend http://scrap.tf . For a small amount of ref, you can get every basic weapon in the game, as well as streamline your experience via the other services there that they offer. Got a ton of extra weapons that you don't want to take the time to scrap, or not all of them are compatible with each other to scrap? Scrap.tf offers an auto-scrapping bot that sends you a trade request for all your extra weapons for the scrap they're worth. It's also smart enough to where it only will trade for unique qualities with no additional features, so your stranges, killstreaks, and such aren't at risk of accidentally being traded off. I use it a lot as it saves me a lot of headache.

If you're wondering how I got extra copies of various profile showcases, consult Google. Be protective of your information. You will need points the same way you would getting the second showcases.

Being of a very privileged level on Steam, I do accept 'random' friend invites. I generally do not add people with private inventories if I do not know them before hand.

If you DM me, you better include more than a hey or hi. I will purposefully not respond to you just as another part of my very relaxed screening process. As I do accept many random people, it's very hard to not notice when three or four profiles send me identical messages into my DMs throughout any given day. While I do not engage with them, I suspect a response would prompt an attempt to phish my information via 'voting for an item on the workshop' or 'joining a comp team.' This is a reminder to all fledgling users to not ever open a link to anything from people you don't know for any reason.

That leads me into why I am broadcasting this information at all. Please, do not consider people on my friends list as a stamp of approval for any kind of trustworthy exercises. Exercise the same amount of caution you would for any other rando friend invite. Do alert me of any issues as I do not wish to be guilty via association; the only thing I wish to be guilty of on Steam is being horny on main

Q: Do you really buy pron on Steam?
A: Yes. I'm not afraid to wave my freak flag. Valve gives all of us plenty of tools to curate our experiences and set up a pretty robust framework so that if you don't want to see the anime honkadonka bondonkadonks, you won't. This not only includes the default of adult only games being turned off for any Steam account, but you can also block entire tags for games if you wish to do so. I even like to check my profile from time and can confirm parts of my library cannot be seen without a Steam account with the filter disabled

Q: What about *those* games?
A: You got me. No, I'm not a monster and I wouldn't let the existence of certain titles in my library reflect who I am as a person. Rather, I'm a part of the problem where people just like to collect games on their Steam account more than actually play them, I can fully admit that. That established, I generally buy games when they're dirt cheap, on sale, and for a variety of reasons. Some of them is because that is a fetish of mine. Others, because I think they're funny. Mostly for Steam cards and badges. There's a few titles I will explicitly buy because it has cards and I can tell it'll be removed from Steam in the future; ranging from asset flips, genuinely bad games, or highly controversial titles. The latter most I will also sometimes buy just as a kind of show of proof Valve approved the game to be sold in the first place; not that you needed to see it in my library for that to be the case as much as just a little light in the millions of games sold that it existed and at some point I was mildly entertained to watch just how long Valve let it be sold. Some are very brief, while others you're able to buy for YEARS. I know a ton of people have spoken at length about quality control and Steam. Some of these games you have to raise an eyebrow at just by title alone

Current dream TF2 items:
Strange Massed Flies Virtual Viewfinder
Strange Massed Flies Spirit of the Bombing Past
Strange Massed Flies Mask of the Shaman
Strange Massed Flies Bedouin Bandanna
Strange Massed Flies Head Prize
Strange Massed Flies Legendary Lid
Strange Massed Flies Patriot's Peak
Strange Massed Flies Dark Falkirk Helmet
or Scorching for the above
Strange Vivid Plasma Thirst Blood
Strange Sunbeams Nuke
Strange Nebula Corona Australis
Strange Death By Disco Neptune's Nightmare
Strange Tesla Coil Toadstool Topper (for Vinny and Joel)
Massed Flies Deep Cover Operator

Strange, New, Hot or Cool Torque to Hell Wrench
Strange, New, Cool Shot to Hell Scattergun
Strange, New, Hot Corsair Scattergun
Strange, New, High Roller's SMG
Strange, New, Top Shelf Grenade Launcher
Strange, New, Top Shelf Minigun
Strange, New, Top Shelf Wrench
Strange, New, Boneyard Wrench
Strange, New, Boneyard Sniper Rifle

5x Strange, New, Isotope Alien Tech
Wrench
Rescue Ranger
Shotgun
Panic Attack
Jag
1x Strange, New, Hot Hana
Bazaar Bargain
4x Strange, New, Hot Star Crossed
Claidheamh Mor
Persian Persuader
Shahanshah
(?) Eyelander
6x Strange, Battle Scared Isotope Kill Covered
Loose Cannon*
Stickybomb Launcher
Brass Beast*
Loch-N-Load
Iron Bomber
Grenade Launcher*
4x Strange, Battle Scared Hot Kill Covered
Scotsman's Skullcutter
Tomislav
Ubersaw
Black Box*
3x Strange, New, Cool Damascus Mahogany
Family Business
Panic Attack
Shotgun
1x Strange, New, Hot Kill Covered
Disciplinary Action
9x Strange, New, Hot Fire Glazed
Backscratcher
Degreaser
Detonator
Panic Attack
Shotgun
Powerjack
Reserve Shooter
Scorch Shot
Holy Mackeral
2x Strange, New, Hot Dream Piped
Amputator
Crusader's Crossbow
4x Strange, New, Hot Freedom Wrapped
Air Strike
Panic Attack
Reserve Shooter
Shotgun
1x Strange, Battle Scarred, Hot Freedom Wrapped
Beggar's Bazooga (?)
1x Strange, New, Hot Macaw Masked
Pistol
1x Strange, New, Hot Ironwood Mk. II
Shortstop
1x Strange, New, Hot Mannana Peeled
Sandman (?)
2x Strange, New, Hot Jazzy
Soda Popper
Pistol
1x Strange, New Isotope Pizza Polish
Gunslinger (?)

Hellish Inferno Scotsmann's Stagger
Holy Grail Mannrobics
Strange Infernal Flames Burstchester

Collector's Phlogistnator
Collector's Classic
Collector's Manmelter
Collector's Eureka Effect
Collector's Vita-Saw
Collector's Cozy Camper
Collector's Tide Turner
Collector's The Bootlegger

Villanous Violet, Cerebral Discharge Pro Killstreak Kit for my Strange UHHHH

Dream Impossible items:
Strange Nebula Brimstone
Strange Massed Flies Spooktacles
Strange Sun Beams Burly Beast
Strange Massed Flies Level Three Chin
Strange Massed Flies Special Eyes
Strange Massed Flies Dad Duds
Strange, New, Energy Orb Gentlemen's Skins
Misc Halloween Spells
Strange Pip-Boy construction PDA