Night
Alex
Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
"Struggling to breathe in a bathtub filled with baked beans and sin."
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"Struggling to breathe in a bathtub filled with baked beans and sin."
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Level
18
Years of Service
800 XP
Currently Offline
Badges  7
Games  149
Inventory   
Screenshots  9
Workshop Items  1
Groups  8
WarZone's gossip group
12 Members
Department 116
42 Members
Steam Trading Cards Group
2,218,832 Members
Friends  143
210
Rescue
In-Game
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
100
alan
Online
99
mffn
Online
88
50cent as Balrog
Offline
84
Glenn
In-Game
Black Desert
70
DrDunder
Online
Rarest Achievement Showcase
+1,095
1,115
Achievements
1
Perfect Games
21%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Recent Activity
134.9 hours past 2 weeks
155 hrs on record
last played on 26 Dec
ARC Raiders
Achievement Progress   36 of 50
+31
2,026 hrs on record
last played on 24 Dec
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS
Achievement Progress   34 of 37
+29
115 hrs on record
last played on 23 Dec
Battlefield™ 6
Achievement Progress   16 of 53
+11
Comments
zane 3 Mar, 2024 @ 2:31pm 
nut in me... i mean nutty fr
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Lalo 10 Oct, 2018 @ 4:37pm 
Are you today's date cuz you're a 10/10.
johN 23 Jan, 2018 @ 12:46pm 
I want you in my tummy, mummy.
Rescue 13 Feb, 2017 @ 12:52pm 
i haven't wiped my ass properly since 2003. note that doesn't mean i don't ♥♥♥♥; i ♥♥♥♥ often, and my diet of heavy cabbage consumption makes it so. i just made a pledge on the eve of the us incursion into iraq that i would never use toilet paper to wipe my ass again. i won't lie to you, sometimes it can be problematic. the buildup and tremendous itch has caused me to cut my ass hair with scissors a few times, but i shall never wipe. last week i went to the chiropractor and was required to drop my pants. the chiropractor instantly vomited. i smiled.