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United States Minor Outlying
by an army of swarthy, Italian LOUNGE SINGERS ...
🙂
Everything that was magical was just a way of describing the world in words it couldn't ignore.
(Pyramids)
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File cabinet:
A four drawer, manually activated trash compactor.
😴
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
-- Fletcher Knebel
😵
Glen Quagmire: [to feminist woman] The plight of women in this hemisphere is deplorable.
Glen Quagmire: [to woman who likes strong men] I can bench press 800 pounds.
Glen Quagmire: [to woman who loves jazz music] You, me and Coltrane till dawn, baby. Giggedy, giggedy, giggedy, giggedy!
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Death rays don't kill people, people kill people!!
😲
"What the scientists have in their briefcases is terrifying."
-- Nikita Khrushchev
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[Cleveland considers killing Quagmire with a baseball bat, while Meg, Chris, Stewie, Lo