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this is the worst game ever made. it was made by idiots. they are going to die. i hate them. i eat them for breakfast. i hate dead by daylioght. why would play it. why would i play it. it is not very good. it is dumb. it is a girl game. they put girls in the game. why would play a game with girls. thats a stupid idea. i only like boys. dont like girls. boys are for me. i dont like this game. official review. hd. xd. suck my ♥♥♥♥. edit: i like it now

This game boasts a shallow, unfulfilling combat system, boring and generic visuals, a story that takes itself too seriously for how ♥♥♥♥♥♥ the premise is, and annoying, looping music tracks that bring the already bland and awful experience down even more. Don't get this game. Please.

This game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horrible. Do not ever play it ever.

Awesome fun so much fun killing guys as the guys is good

I got to slap

I've played a couple times but It's okay I guess

Honestly one of the most well, polished, well made platform fighters I have gotten the chance to play in a while. With new characters frequently coming to be available, and hard working devs, this game always manages to stay fresh and interesting no matter how long you've been playing. Legitimately worth more than just 15 dollars.

Let me tell you, if you haven't played Geometry Dash, or don't know a thing about it, it's a great game.

I will try to explain all of the forms and their uses, and give pros and cons (The few of the cons that exist)

Once again, if you haven't played this yet, Geometry Dash is a rage inducing auto scroller platformer type of game. You can use different forms other than the regular platforming cube that simply jumps up and that's it. As of my review, there are 6 different forms: Ball, Robot, Wave, Square, UFO, and Ship. There is, however a new form that seems to be a spider, that has yet to come in update 2.1.


The square is the most basic, and most common form used. You click, the square jumps. You click a jump booster, (These can be located through levels and let you jump in the air when you click while on them) you jump. It's really as simple as that.


The ball also carries a very simple movement ritual, as will the others that follow. The ball is basically just a gravity switcher that lets you switch from traveling right side up, to going and changing your gravitational pull to make yourself go upside down. This, along with all other forms except for the wave and the UFO can use jump boosters to, you guessed it, jump.


The ship is controlled by holding the click/spacebar to go up, and letting go of it to go down. It does have a little bit of a smooth, not harsh movement to it, so if you're heading down and quickly need to fly up, you're problably already dead because it takes a second to lift up it's nose and start going up. You should look ahead so you don't have to act out of immediate surprise, and rather act with prior knowledge of the danger that is ahead.


The wave is essentially a ship but with a few adjustments. It is controlled the same, but it has more of a jerk than a soft lift up, or fall down. This is both useful and frustrating because if you flop somehow you could be instantly dead, because this form needs a LOT of focus. It quickly flies up or down at the snap of a finger.


The ufo is controlled like flappy bird, you tap to go up, and press nothing to fall down. There's not much explanation needed for this form.


The robot is essentially the square with a higher jump boost off the ground. Through my play, I haven't seen this in many community levels, but it is a fun form to use.


.Extremely fun and addicting gameplay
.Millions of fanmade levels
.Hard working devs with updates happening as fast as they can perfect them
.Limitless creative opprotunity
.Great value
.No idiotic DLC packs or wallet disintegrators
.Much more


.Strange glitch caused by libcocos2.ddl that prevents game from running, this glitch appears randomly and can happen at any time (If your computer doesn't suck it MIGHT help)
(Update) I fixed the bug, and geometry dash works fine again.

This game is overall stupendous. I rate it 10/10. I might not have explained everything correctly, I appologize if i didn't ;-;

I apparently "own" this game so i guess I'm obliged to review it.

I don't know anything about this game but some other people gave it some bad reviews, so I'm essentially gonna copy off them.

This game is bad because the dudes that make this game are being all Mr. Krabs and want all of your money. This game apparently used to be a while ago but as i said with my totally legit reviewingness, they all became Mr. Krabs. I don't know much else because I forgot half of what the people reviewed about and I'm too lazy to scroll down and look at the reviews again

2/10 would fake review again