Hey! We're Number One Hey! We're Number One
Now listen closely Here's a little lesson in trickery This is going down in history If you wanna be a Villain Number One You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around Be careful not to make a sound Shh No, don't touch that!
We're Number One Hey! We're Number One
Ha ha ha Now look at this net, that I have found When I say go, be ready to throw Go! Throw it on him, not me! Uh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal You slip and slide on this banana peel Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?
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You should play Borderlands with me!

Best guy ever!