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Andante™ 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:47pm 
I'm from the National Urology Society and we received your questions sent to our e-mail, and we're pleased to answer:

1) Yes, 2 inches is considered small. We recommend you surgery process;

2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XS size;

3) Even if 3 inches is quite small, it is still possible that your partner has an ♥♥♥♥♥♥ during sexual relationships, so if it doesn't happen with you like you've mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsibility;

4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-olds or older. Please, do not insist;


Any other questions, we're here to help.
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Have a nice evening you have nothing to be ashamed of.
Andante™ 21 Jan, 2023 @ 1:05pm 
-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great csgo and most importantly true friendship.

I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.

When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear saying to me violently "mmm Daddy i love the way your ear tastes, it is like my♥♥♥♥♥♥, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg, as he yelped like a cowgirl and said "pucker up buttercup were going for a ride". I punched him and then 2 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy
Pres-87 3 Dec, 2017 @ 6:51pm 
Steve is a pretty good friend. hes great to hang out with as long as he stays on his meds.
Seth R. Greedy 27 Nov, 2017 @ 1:56pm 
All Hail, Steve the Lame.
Shieldmaiden 5 Feb, 2017 @ 11:38pm 
+rep a Steve you can't meet everywhere :steammocking:
justin 14 Aug, 2016 @ 8:19pm 
Lmao Seth df
Seth R. Greedy 14 Aug, 2016 @ 7:40pm 
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justin 16 Jan, 2016 @ 9:56am 
HE GOT ME CSGO ;D Rep *infinite*
Joseph Joestar 20 Nov, 2015 @ 3:23pm 
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Kovah 11 Apr, 2015 @ 4:41pm 
This Beast gave me trading cards for free! +REP 1000000
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Seth R. Greedy 8 Mar, 2015 @ 4:33pm 
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1. HighLight The Numbers
2. Hit Crtl + F
3. Then Press 9 once
4. Enjoy
Seth R. Greedy 2 Mar, 2015 @ 6:04pm 
Yay, I'm your first.! Congratulations.