Robust Boffin
Joshua Faranda-Pluke
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
Cause I get better lookin' each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
But I'm doin' the best that I can

I used to have a girlfriend
But I guess she just couldn't compete
With all of these love-starved women
Who keep clamoring at my feet
Well I could probably find me another
But I guess they're all in awe of me
Who cares? I never get lonesome
Cause I treasure my own company

Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
I get better lookin' each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
When you're doing the best that you can

I guess you could say I'm a loner
A cowboy outlaw, tough and proud
Well, I could have lotsa friends if I wanted,
But then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd
Some folks say that I'm egotistical
Hell, I don't even know what that means
I guess it has something to do with the way
That I fill out my skin-tight blue jeans

Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
I get better lookin' each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
When you're doing the best that you can
We're doing the best that we can!
Give yourselves a hand.
Yeeee-haw!
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
Cause I get better lookin' each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
But I'm doin' the best that I can

I used to have a girlfriend
But I guess she just couldn't compete
With all of these love-starved women
Who keep clamoring at my feet
Well I could probably find me another
But I guess they're all in awe of me
Who cares? I never get lonesome
Cause I treasure my own company

Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
I get better lookin' each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
When you're doing the best that you can

I guess you could say I'm a loner
A cowboy outlaw, tough and proud
Well, I could have lotsa friends if I wanted,
But then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd
Some folks say that I'm egotistical
Hell, I don't even know what that means
I guess it has something to do with the way
That I fill out my skin-tight blue jeans

Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
I get better lookin' each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
When you're doing the best that you can
We're doing the best that we can!
Give yourselves a hand.
Yeeee-haw!
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Catholic Abodes
“Catholic homes caught fire because they were loaded with petrol bombs; Catholic churches were attacked and burned because they were arsenals and priests handed out sub-machine guns to parishioners” — at a loyalist rally in 1968 following attacks on Catholic homes.

“They breed like rabbits and multiply like vermin” — talking about Catholics at a loyalist rally in 1969.

"The scarlet woman of Rome" — his description of Pope John Paul.

"I denounce you, Anti-Christ! I refuse you as Christ's enemy and Antichrist with all your false doctrine" — addressing Pope John Paul II on a visit to the European Parliament October 1988.

“This Romish man of sin is now in hell! — on the death of Pope John XXIII.

"The IRA's bishop from Crossmaglen" — describing the then head of the Catholic Church in Ireland, Tomas O Fiach.

“Line dancing is as sinful as any other type of dancing, with its sexual gestures and touching. It is an incitement to lust.”

“No surrender. We will never bend the knee” — a regular cry aimed at those he believed were ready to “betray” Ulster.

“Protect us from the shackles of priestcraft” — late 1970s in an attack on the Roman Catholic church.

“The breath of Satan is upon us” — his remark when he entered a Belfast press conference in a smoke-filled, whisky-sodden hall in the mid-1970s.

“Let me smell your breath first, son” — Paisley’s regular request to reporters, whom he suspected of drinking, before he would allow them to interview him.

“The devil’s buttermilk” — his description of alcoholic drinks, chiefly draught Guinness.
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I was born in Tennessee, at a place called "Tennessee" about 25 miles up in the country from Kentucky. My father was an Irishman. He fell to the drink when I very small and I can just remember him. My Irish mother died when I was a baby, also to the drink.
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The epitome of masculinity does not utter so much as a few, unintelligible words, for it is unnecessary. The pure manifestation of masculinity is already hardened by many a winter, having a palpable aura, that is capable of evoking a sensation of adoration
Naki 7 Mar, 2025 @ 9:48pm 
amazing kabab
Adsu 16 Jul, 2024 @ 7:12pm 
+rep, excellent skill. appreciate you for the match
Super GoelJodly 14 May, 2024 @ 7:49pm 
finaly som1 i Can concider an eqqual
✟Masked Aristocrat✟ 31 Mar, 2024 @ 1:25pm 
You call Robust Boffin pathetic, yet he can bench 200kg, while you yourself struggle to drag your shattered mirror into the backyard. How unequivocally curious.
P.J 31 Mar, 2024 @ 3:13am 
fr gang
Myconaria 30 Mar, 2024 @ 6:23pm 
imagine being this pathetic lmao