9
Products
reviewed
148
Products
in account

Recent reviews by OneJutsuMan

Showing 1-9 of 9 entries
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2.1 hrs on record
Good game
Posted 30 November, 2024.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
17.6 hrs on record (13.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Better than Battlefield
Posted 23 November, 2023.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
0.7 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Very cute
Posted 24 November, 2022.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
1 person found this review helpful
3.1 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
Very funny but frustrating af
Posted 25 November, 2021.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
Very nice feel good game!
Posted 20 March, 2020.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
161.5 hrs on record (35.0 hrs at review time)
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Addictive like heroin
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape


---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Average Solitare Players

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding


---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ There is no „price“
☑ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Assassin‘s Creed: Unity
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
Posted 29 June, 2019.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2 people found this review funny
512.6 hrs on record (284.5 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
This is the best way to learn russian blyat
Posted 23 November, 2018.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
60.2 hrs on record (14.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Really nice and funny Game
10/10 would play again
Posted 20 January, 2018.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
Showing 1-9 of 9 entries