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Is my boyfriend pregnant? I urinated in his arsehole.

We were just having sexual intercourse like normal and I accidentally pissed in his ass without a plastic bag on my ♥♥♥♥. Will he get pregnant or will I be a gay father?

I don't want to be gay. If you have a kid it makes you gay, but I was just having sex with him.

I’m seeing this guy for a couple months. We are just friends for now, we have a lot in common. I felt like things could evolved into something more serious between us, sexually as well.

But yesterday, he told me me something that was very intimate. I felt like he was comfortable enough to tell me. He told me that he had a condition called a buried penis, he explained to me what it was. Honestly, I had never heard of it before. He told me that his penis was almost I invisible and you could barely see it when erect, the head mostly.

I was very surprised to say the least. But I was comprehensive and supportive and I absolutely didn’t want to make him feel bad about it. I told him that I appreciated his honesty. I never been confronted to a situation like this before. I think it’s pretty rare. I’m not sure what to do about it. I want to be great to him, but I’m not sure how things will evolve.

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My Cat Girlfriend changed my life. I found myself in a whole gold mine of joy when I played, immersing myself in the great story and unique characters. The clean artwork and beautiful music were like candy for my senses, never failing to impress. Since playing, I've quit my job and divorced my nagging wife. But don't feel bad for me. I'm actually much happier now. I might live in a 1996 Dodge Grand Caravan now, but at least the bridge I live under has wifi access so I can play My Cat Girlfriend.

Yes I know that, thank you Miss Sarkeesian. I try to watch as little porn as possible since too much of it is too degenerate these days. I’d still like to have tight pants as an option in Elden Ring, since, you know, they’ve been in every other souls game.

Instead of clutching your pearls over form-fitting pants here on Reddit, write a letter to Miyazaki and ask him to patch the leather pants and athletic legs out of all the older games, since their beauty clearly makes you and your amorphic figure very uncomfortable. Because YOU have to wear a muumuu in real life you seemingly want the same for these video game characters.

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Are you a real woman? Because you know, now there's the women that are born as men, so I was wondering which one are you.

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English: When the impostor is sus

Spanish: Cuando el impostor es su

Chinese: 当冒名顶替者是sus

Russian: Когда самозванец не в себе

Arabic: عندما يكون المحتال هو sus

French: Quand l’imposteur est sus

Portuguese: Quando o impostor é sus

Japanese: 郵便番号が SUS の場合

Italian: Quando l'impostore è sus

German: Wenn der Betrüger dein ist

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