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Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a gf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to awaken your sexual urges so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my senpai. Would you like me to be your kouhai girlfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, senpai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku

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If you really think about it, two VR traps getting it on is pretty much the purest expression of male heterosexuality on the planet. If you bang a guy, you both have ♥♥♥♥♥, and you both like ♥♥♥♥♥. Two pants full of ♥♥♥♥♥ and two heads full of ♥♥♥♥♥. That's 4/4. 100% ♥♥♥♥, 100% gay. If you have sex with a woman, you have a ♥♥♥♥ and she likes ♥♥♥♥♥, so 2/4. 50% gay. But if you are a VR trap, and you have VR sex with another VR trap, not only do neither of you have ♥♥♥♥♥ in the virtual world, both of you also like ♥♥♥♥♥. 0/4. 0% gay. 100% straight. The math checks out

Why do i use Grill Profile Pics?

Because all my life I've wanted to be cute like an anime girl. Everynight I fantasize about being a bright-colored hair teenage girl getting my virgin holes stuffed and stretched by Onii-chan and his friends, getting my hair tugged, being choked by a 95" meatsword, getting my face plastered in cummies from a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sesh, and being told that I've been a good kitty as master busts into my stomach. I think all of this stems from the desire to be a girl, or at least treated like one. That's all I ever wanted since the beginning, to be touched and treated like the naughty girl I was born to be and know I am at my core...

I mean, uhh, I like the style.

Oh ♥♥♥♥ I'm sorry

Sorry for what? Our daddy tought us not to be ashamed of our ♥♥♥♥♥, ‘specially since they're such good size ‘n all.

Yeah I can see that, your daddy gave you good advice.

It gets bigger when I pull on it.

Mmhm.

Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin.

Well, my daddy taught me a few things too, like how to not rip the skin by using someone else’s mouth, instead of your own hand.

Will you show me?

I’ll be right happy to.

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I use anime girl profile pics because all my life I've wanted to be cute like an anime girl. Everynight I fantasize about being a bright-colored hair teenage girl getting my virgin holes stuffed and stretched by Onii-chan and his friends, getting my hair tugged, being choked by a 95" meatsword, getting my face plastered in cummies from a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sesh, and being told that I've been a good kitty as master busts into my stomach. I think all of this stems from the desire to be a girl, or at least treated like one. That's all I ever wanted since the beginning, to be touched and treated like the naughty girl I was born to be and know I am at my core...

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