I managed to fit 237 pencils up my ass and lemme tell you, sharpened pencils scratch so much better than dull ones. The only issue is that out of the recorded 1,295,352 pencils that have been in my ass,(press view more info) only 836 ever came out. I have a theory that the extra pencils have penetrated the fabric of the universe, and as such created a wormhole deep in my colon (which is what helps cause the itching btw, it's kind of scratchy). I coined the term as "The ♥♥♥♥-Pencil effect" just to get back at those stupid pencils for laughing at my pet midget. Anyhow, I soon set up r/PencilLaboratories to catalog all pencil-anal phenomena. A force of horny furries called "The Pencil Questers" search for as many pencils as possible, shoving all of them in their asses until a rift is made. So far my ass is the only one that has been able to hold a "Pencil ♥♥♥♥" in it. And that's how I got my username.