Recent reviews by Abuelita

RIP Fitzpatrick

You call this a masterpiece? If you serve this in any respectable hotel in New York, they'd laugh you out of town.

One does not simply complete the tutorial

Playing this game is as exciting as watching a 10 second ad for a 7 second video.

GARY THERE'S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY NECK AND IT'S GOING TO EXPLODE IN 3 SECONDS UNLESS YOU BREAK INTO THE SIERRA MADRE

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⡄⢂⡁⠸⠱⠉⡀⣁⣰⣟⠁⠀⠐⡀⢈⠐⢈⠁⠈⠘⣆⠀⠐⠈⢀⠀⠻⠣⠀⢀
⠐⡄⣁⣐⣤⣲⣴⣿⣭⣈⡙⠲⣄⠀⠂⢈⠀⣠⡶⢛⣙⣿⣦⣥⣂⣌⣐⣀⡌⡎
⣾⠝⣩⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣿⣦⠈⢳⡀⢠⡾⣣⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣍⠉⢦⡁
⡟⢰⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⢨⣿⣿⣷⠀⢿⣟⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠉⢹⣯⣿⣧⠀⢻
⡇⢾⡿⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⡇⢸⡇⣿⡟⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⣞⣿⠀⢸
⡇⢻⣷⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⡿⢀⣿⡆⢿⣿⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣻⡿⠀⣼
⣿⣀⠻⣿⣍⣟⡿⢿⣟⣛⣾⠟⣡⣾⠏⣷⡘⠿⣷⣛⠿⡿⠿⢿⣻⣼⡿⠁⣴⠟
⠈⢻⣦⣥⣋⡛⢟⠻⢛⣋⣥⡼⡟⣼⡃⡿⣹⢦⣍⡛⠿⠿⠿⠿⢛⣡⣤⠟⣿⠈
⠀⢸⡯⣝⢻⢳⠾⠶⣾⢟⡏⢇⡱⣻⡇⣧⠉⠞⡻⠷⠶⣶⠶⢶⠞⡛⠩⣰⡟⠀
⠀⢸⠇⠈⢃⠊⠁⠃⠂⢈⠐⠠⣜⣿⡀⢿⡀⠐⢀⠉⠑⣸⢿⡌⠐⠈⠀⢿⡁⠀
⠀⢸⡇⠈⠈⠃⠐⠀⢂⠀⢤⡿⠽⣿⠀⡿⠹⣆⠀⠠⢱⠏⣞⢻⡄⣞⢀⠏⠀⠀
⠀⢀⣿⡄⠰⡶⣬⡐⠀⣠⡟⡠⢙⣿⠀⡽⠀⡸⢦⠄⣿⠘⣾⣤⠇⠈⡞⡀⠀⠀
⢀⡞⠈⢧⣤⣬⣥⣄⣀⣻⢾⣥⣎⣿⠀⢼⣀⣛⣏⣤⣭⣳⣞⣉⣀⣀⠇⢸⠀⠀
⠀⠛⢾⢿⣄⣀⣤⣀⣉⣉⠳⢤⣞⡗⠀⢾⠙⣭⠖⠋⠀⠁⠉⠉⠉⣿⣶⠂⠁⠀
⠀⢀⣾⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⣺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡧⣿⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⣼⢫⣿⣞⣷⣯⣟⣾⣽⣾⣽⣿⣶⣿⣯⣟⣾⣳⣯⣿⣽⣳⣯⣟⣿⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⡝⣠⢛⡟⠯⡿⣟⣯⣟⣷⠏⠉⠉⠉⠉⢻⡿⣟⣯⣟⢿⢏⡟⢤⣻⠀⠀

This game would be fun to play if my friends weren't constantly drawing awfully inappropriate things.

Do not play this in the dark; the big blue ghost lady turned my entire room into a flashlight and now I have her image burned in my brain

Anybody who said they had so much fun playing this is lying.

I had so much fun playing this.

More dialogue options with a toaster than the entire fallout 4 game.

Overall 10/10 I enjoyed being lobotomized.

Stay away from sin comrades, especially if it comes in the form of a free steam game

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⢟⣭⡙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣶⣦⡙⣿⣿
⢸⡿⢣⣤⣍⢻⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠛⣭⣥⡘⢿
⣎⠃⣿⡿⠏⣘⣛⠿⡟⣼⣿⣷⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢉⣿⣧⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⠀⠹⣿⣿⠘
⣿⡇⡿⢱⣿⣿⣿⡇⣰⣿⡟⣥⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⢁⣨⣥⣤⣤⣄⠉⠉⡛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⣿⣿⡎⣿⡿⠐⣤⣭⡙⢰
⣿⣷⠀⣾⣿⢫⣴⣾⣿⡿⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣡⠤⠔⠛⠛⣿⣿⣟⠋⠉⠙⠛⠷⣦⡙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡜⣿⡇⠟⣡⣆⠻⣿⣿⡆
⣿⣿⣧⢹⣿⣸⣿⣿⣿⡇⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣱⠞⠁⢀⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣿⣧⣐⠠⣀⠀⢸⣿⣦⡙⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣼⣿⢾⣿⡿⢃⣸⣿⠇
⣿⣿⣿⡜⣿⣿⣿⣦⠙⡗⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣾⣧⣤⣶⣶⠾⣋⣥⣶⣶⣶⣤⣍⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡘⢿⣿⣿⡇⠟⢰⣾⣿⣷⣿⣿⢋⣼
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣜⠿⣿⣿⡇⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⢡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣎⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡘⣿⣿⣿⣄⠸⣿⣿⠿⢋⣵⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢰⣿⣿⣿⡿⣱⣿⡿⠁⠀⠹⣿⠏⠀⠙⣿⣿⣧⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣾⣿⣿⡿⢱⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣧⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⢃⣾⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⡆⢿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢹⣿⡿⢸⣿⣿⣿⠀⢠⣴⣾⣿⣷⣦⡄⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⠸⣿⣿⡿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡌⢿⡇⣿⣿⣿⢋⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡙⣿⣿⣿⡇⢿⣿⠃⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢸⡇⣿⡿⢣⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⠻⣿⡇⢸⠉⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡘⣷⣶⢖⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⣬⣴⣿⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣌⣥⡘⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⢂⣙⣛⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣉⡛⠛⠿⠿⠿⠿⠛⢛⣋⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿