Recent reviews by Normal guy

great game but needs more victims on display. not just piles of nondescript blood n gore.
I wanna see what long charlie looks like. i wanna see how the funny twisty balloon man came out.
bought it for 8, 5 would be good.
other than that, its like dusk but you take pics of snuff and smash psychos

not worth 30 bucks.
it isnt a bad game, but its also not a good one.
It's generic and basic. Bland.
The loot system is mostly just everything in the same spots. Every time. Every map. Same things, same spots.
Its unpolished, i guess is what im trying to say.
Only 5 or 7 guns. attachments are cool but also bland.
Oh, the recipes also make no sense. How do you use herbs and mushrooms to make mechanical parts?

Not worth 30 bucks.
Wait for it to go on sale, pay 15.

9.5/10 this game is great. the best feature is you can assume direct control of your units and make the game into an FPS.
its especially usefull for taking command of anti-tank units, and armored vehicles.
the two campaigns are great, the stealth missions are a little clunky but theyre do-able.
remember to save.

Major points for adding a campaign from the oppositions point of view.
now do it with ww2 plz :)

9.5/10

jesus what am i playing
its a horrible game but i think its on purpose
6.5/10 needs memes

fruck imoen. that stupid beach left, and took all my shift with her!
where is that dumb ho.

Graphics are great, looks like a 5000 piece puzzle of a fantasy landscape. It really hits a spot, those graphics. Soothing and brilliant.

The combat is alright.
IMPORTANT: dont use god mode and get stuck in dragonfire. The dragon will become level 161 and you will never beat it.

The story is ultra classic "an ancient evil has awoken and you must stobbit"

TL;DR: medieval magical fantasy world with mushroom stone pathways, poor peasants, evil wizards and demons, fair maidens, and good stuff all around.
But only get it if you have a good amount of time.

the devolopers have NO SPINE.
easily bossed around by mentally deranged ♥♥♥♥-choppers, who basically shook them down for TEN THOUSAND(10,000)
dollarse. so we all payed a part to them without our say really.
i too wish i could refund, but not just because of that. the game itself has issues.
-enemies always know where you are
-only like 5 guns in game, ion bow is gay
-only like 6 enemies
-all have same amount of health
-good soundtrack, thats it

morrowind was better

EA r4ped bioware. this series was great, but then EA happened

still better than skyrim