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🩷ThePinkQueen🩷 11 Oct, 2024 @ 3:52pm 
󠀡󠀡The Master. 8 Aug, 2024 @ 11:10pm 
Honestly, I might be too lazy to post comments anymore.
I hope y'all have a wonderful day.
Never forget this schizo man who taught you his ways.
Love you, until our galaxy whiplashes with another. <3
󠀡󠀡The Master. 7 Aug, 2024 @ 12:33pm 
You reek of ass, palio.
but it's okay, for I clearly don't love you.
I MEAN DO. I'm not a schizophrenic.
Do you believe I am? I don't believe so.
Yet who would believe the word of Lance?
My madness reigns infinite in these lands
we call the mortal plain. Do you believe
in gravity? I don't. I never even heard of it,
until like 1687.
󠀡󠀡The Master. 2 Aug, 2024 @ 2:31pm 
Hey, yeah you. I'd kiss you if I was legally allowed too.
󠀡󠀡The Master. 1 Aug, 2024 @ 5:41pm 
To a beautiful month, my angelic and unholy wicked friends. <3
󠀡󠀡The Master. 28 Jul, 2024 @ 7:21pm 
I'm still here.
Love you all, and hope all is great. <3
󠀡󠀡The Master. 6 Jul, 2024 @ 5:51pm 
The Word of Lance Has Concluded.
I appreciate you reading my madness.
󠀡󠀡The Master. 21 Jun, 2024 @ 8:03pm 
Have a beautiful weekend, my magnificent friends!
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󠀡󠀡The Master. 21 Jun, 2024 @ 1:29pm 
Spreading the word of Lance every Friday.

When you walk down the street, don't litter.
Throw organic material down to piss off Officers.
They can't do ♥♥♥♥, though they'll probably frame you and shoot you.
I recommend not doing it in LA, or Detroit, especially if you're black.
󠀡󠀡The Master. 14 Jun, 2024 @ 8:47am 
Spreading the word of Lance every Friday.

It does not matter if you're a man or woman.
Especially when you're dead.
󠀡󠀡The Master. 12 Jun, 2024 @ 3:43pm 
"I'm surrounded by ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥."
- Dark Helmet
󠀡󠀡The Master. 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:32pm 
Spreading the word of Lance every Friday.

For all those murderers out there like me.
Just accept the Lord, Jesus into your heart.
Your yearly murder statistics will go down.
󠀡󠀡The Master. 3 Jun, 2024 @ 11:25am 
Can you guess who the special person is?
Her name starts with an M.
Not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you, Mike.
Don't even dare to make an attempt to DM me.
󠀡󠀡The Master. 3 Jun, 2024 @ 9:45am 
I wish you all the best week you could possibly ever comprehend.
My Angelical friend, be the best of you.
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󠀡󠀡The Master. 2 Jun, 2024 @ 8:57pm 
Yes, I'm a little late. But I hope you have a wonderful June, my tremendous friend! :ImGhost:
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⁺ ⠀ ⢰⡁⠀⠀ ⡸⢣⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⡇
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󠀡󠀡The Master. 31 May, 2024 @ 7:17am 
Spreading the word of Lance every Friday.

If I see any hot girls in my front yard, I will 110% not kiss you.
Unless you're an Italian gal from the Sopranos.
󠀡󠀡The Master. 24 May, 2024 @ 4:32pm 
Spreading the word of Lance every Friday.


If something bothers you, ignoring it will only make you think about it. Like little Timmy over there crying all the time.
Here's this AR-15, sometimes you have to eliminate the bother, otherwise you'll live in a perpetual hell. :battlesgrin:
󠀡󠀡The Master. 20 May, 2024 @ 6:25pm 
Spreading the word of Lance.


Being the smartest isn't always the greatest.
I mean I'm hella ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded. Yet I'm the best person you're ever going to witness in this tiny little subatomic particle we call a Universe.
󠀡󠀡The Master. 19 May, 2024 @ 2:18pm 
Spreading the word of Lance.

If you try to do something and you fail.
Just don't do that ♥♥♥♥. :VBCOOL:
󠀡󠀡The Master. 29 Apr, 2024 @ 3:37pm 
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𝐸𝓎𝑒𝓈 𝓃𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝒸𝓁𝑜𝓈𝑒𝒹, 𝐼'𝓂 𝓌𝒾𝒹𝑒 𝒶𝓌𝒶𝓀𝑒.
󠀡󠀡The Master. 5 Apr, 2024 @ 6:00pm 
If you would be so kind to join my group.
I'd really appreciate it comrade. :reheart:
https://eo.steamhost.cc/steamcommunity_com/groups/CounterGayOffensive
󠀡󠀡The Master. 2 Apr, 2024 @ 10:31am 
⋆。゚☁︎。⋆。 ゚☾ ゚。⋆⠀⋆。゚☁︎。⋆。 ゚☾ ゚。⋆ ⋆。゚☁︎。⋆。 ゚☾ ゚。⋆⠀⋆。゚☁︎。⋆。 ゚☾ ゚。⋆
Have a magnificent splendid week, my beautiful friend.
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󠀡󠀡The Master. 1 Apr, 2024 @ 11:10pm 
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠚ Have a beautiful Easter, my lovely friend.
󠀡󠀡The Master. 1 Apr, 2024 @ 9:33pm 
I wish you have an everlasting smile on your face.
If you would be so kind to join my group.
{reheart} https://eo.steamhost.cc/steamcommunity_com/groups/CounterGayOffensive
balbeska 10 Feb, 2024 @ 8:45pm 
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El Ruso 11 Aug, 2022 @ 1:53pm 
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