French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni.
Knight 2: NI.
Other Knights: Shh...
Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. - The Princess Bride

Westley: There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours. - The Princess Bride