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* A voice from the heaven speaks to the absurd trio. Stay tuned. We are heading to a short commercial break. Find out soon what happens with jamal, hans-jürgen and mufasa* (the shadow): damn they leaked my name. Erm I mean they are lying!!!

okay mister, then my briliant mind says that we have to find a way to let the time pass as long as we three are in here, i'd say we start with introducing each other. so, my name is ja... *the shadow interupts him with an agressive voice (the shadow): wait, i dont care who you are and i also wont introduce myself to you, i dont want you to be here, so i have to do something against you...

*hans-jürgen slowly turns around, sweat is dripping down his forehead. Then he sees him. A big black asian guy. At least 2 meters tall and even though its dark he could swear he saw his bloodlust and his evil smile* O-o-o-o-h- h-e-l-l-o s-i-r (the shadow): What are you doing in my house? (hans-jürgen): oh we heard a strange noise so we decided to investigate. we are junior detectives and *the black asian interrupts him* I dont care what or who you are. You are in my house and i have one rule. No one leaves my house alive

(whimpering) tha-tha-that wasn't m-m-m-mme. you b-b-better turn around

Why are you scaring me like this? Are you nuts? *Something is touching hans-jürgens butt* ok dude its not funny anymore stop it already

BUUUH! *hans jürgen nearly gets an heart-attack because of jamal scaring him* Noone is in here, but how can this be? We clearly heared noises. it is as if someone just vanished magically out of this house

Ehhhhhhhm. Ok ahmed i think we have only 2 choices. We follow him or we just run away. So what do we do? ... Ahmed? Ahmed? Where is he? *ahmed disappeared as soon as jamal said he was gonna become a man* Damn.. F u c k it i follow jamal. *Hans-jürgen also steps into the next room not knowing what terrible disaster awaits him and jamal*

*the boys are just standing there in the darkness until their eyes are able to see some contours of the empty but also small room they are standing in. theres another door on their right side* okay, this situation is realy scary and i hate scary situations, you guys know that. but it's time for me now to become an adult. (yelling) What im gonna do now is showing courage for the probably first time in my life *opens the door realy powerful and disapperars in the darkness,, then total silence*

Is anybody home? *not a single tone can be heard in the dark entrance of the shack. Suddenly the door closes with a loud banging sound. Total darkness...* (whispering) Guys what should we do now? I think I just p i s s e d myself

*something is yelling inside the walls* okay fellows what now? should we open the door? *ahmed and hans-jürgen are looking pretty serious and start moving towards the lobely building* no wait, we shouldnt do this *the boys dont react to jamals concerns* oh pleeaase... *jamal decides to go with his detective-colleagues*

*hans-jürgen and ahmed slowly approach towards the footprints* Ok guys follow me. I think we will find out what happened here. *The three hungry detectives start to follow the footprints towards a old shack*

detective hans-jürgen, detective ahmed! I found a clue, look what i found... FOOTPRINTS!!!

*After running one hour they finally reach ahmed and see a big fire right in front of them* Omg what did happen here? Guys lets investigate *epic detective soundtrack starts playing*

no, i dont want this *hans-jürgen starts running* Nooo, pleeeaaase noo! Dont leave me alone, im so scared *jamal starts crying but follows hans-jürgen now

Jamal stop crying *pets jamals head* Come on. Lets follow ahmed. I think without us he is completly lost. *Starts stretching and prepares to run*

no im not dumb, dont act like one of these ugly colonists! Ahmed! stay with us! *ahmed doesnt react and keeps running* pleeeeaaase stay here *tear suddenly starts runing down jamals cheek*

Jamal i think your a little bit dumb. My name isnt hans-jochen it is hans-jürgen. Apart from that are you deaf? There was a explosion in the distance and you talk about the delicious sand. jesus... *ahmed suddenly starts running towards the noises* Ahmed what are you doing now?

mhhh, this sand is sooo delicious, isn't it Hans-Jochen?

*It was Sunday, another hot day in the desert of namib. Jamal, a 11 year old angolian child, was playing his favourite game with his friends ahmed and hans-jürgen. The game was called who can eat more sand. Suddenly they heard a loud noise in the distance*

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After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Hello team, I'd like to preface this message through making you guys aware of the fact that I am a high IQ player. Some of the things I'll do this game may seem irrational at the time - but I can assure you, every action that I take has a greater meaning, and unless you also have high IQ you'll probably not understand the "questionable" things I do this game. In conclusion, do not speak to me like we are equals and there will be no problems, thank you.