Recent reviews by Maximum Gluteus

Good game, very cool!



Disappointing move, Sony. Your actions have been reported to the nearest democracy officer.

Also, ♥♥♥♥ your PSN account.

Great collection and fun games.

Negative review due to shady DRM added recently. Recommend emulating instead.

♥♥♥♥ you, Capcom.

Great collection and dope that I can re-explore my childhood.

Negative review due to shady DRM added recently. Recommend emulating instead.

♥♥♥♥ you, Capcom.

No MTX, no battle pass, no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Just you, your blade and the open world.

Fingers, but hole.

Electronic Old Men

are the future

I love Halo and this is a really enjoyable experience, the guns feel great and movement is well balanced. Since it's free, it's a fantastic way to try out Halo and enjoy it's chaotic combat.
However, due to the atrocious Battle Pass and progression system, I cannot give this a good review.

Winning and playing well literally do not matter, everyone gets 0 XP at the end, unless they complete challenges. Sure, you can just play for fun like I do, but doing your best with no incentive gets old pretty quick.

Customization has taken a massive step back, not only are armor pieces and coatings locked behind armor cores, some are locked behind armor KITS. These are entire suits of armor inspired by Halo Reach's Noble Team. They have exclusive pieces of armor which you CANNOT customize.

Progressing through the battle pass can be an absolute slog due to the lackluster XP from challenges and unreasonable amount needed to level up. I DO NOT recommend buying it until 343 improves it.

Definitely worth it for the Campaign alone and the Co-Op mode if your friends play it.

I've had so much fun stomping on the skulls of Xenos filth for the glory of the Emperor. Only downsides are that the multiplayer's dead and chances of a sequel are very slim.

Before you start playing, I HIGHLY recommend you install FAR mod. Its almost unplayable without it.

This game elicited emotions I haven't felt from a video game since 2012. The addictive and stylish combat I love from Platinum Games never disappointed and the beautiful soundtrack has been nothing short of an emotional roller-coaster.
Those combined with one of the most tragic and philosophical stories I have ever experienced has easily become one of my favourite games of all time.

Bravo, Yoko-san. Bravo.

It's a fun game, but the servers are absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ as they won't load unlocks or takes forever to connect online.

Get it at a STEEP discount.

Probably the best AC games I've played.
This game has beautiful environments that still hold up to this day, great story including excellent character development and responsive parkour.
The combat is a bit simple but still fun to play through if you're looking for something casual.

My main concern were the controls. The mouse felt weird and I prefer to play AC games with a controller. As for ACII, you will need to have an emulator. You will also have to fiddle around with the control settings for a bit as the inputs are all messed up. Downside is, you cannot change the Run button as it's permanently bound to the Bumper, not the Trigger button.

Despite this, if you don't mind downloading emulators and spending about 10 minutes in the settings messing around with the confusing inputs, you are going to have a great time exploring the Italian Renaissance and stabbing the ♥♥♥♥ out of some religious nutcases.